The Power of Influence

  • Season 2 , Ep 206
  • 07/28/2011
  • Views: 21,088

Mark uses a magical ring to make New York a more cheerful place. (2:22)

YOU WANT TO GO FOR A DRINK, ANDUH, FRIENDSHIP TALK?

- WITH YOU,THREE'S NEVER A CROWD.

YEAH.

- [whimpers]

[upbeat guitar music]

- ♪ PEOPLE ALL AROUND MEPREACHING ♪

♪ I DON'T LISTENAND I DON'T CARE ♪

- PANTS!

[techno music playing]

- [panting]

- LOOKS KIND OF CHEAPFOR A MAGIC RING.

- WHY DON'T YOU WATCHWHERE YOU'RE GOING?

- I WILL, IF YOU PROMISETO HAVE A GREAT DAY.

- [monotonously]I PROMISE

I WILL HAVE A GREAT DAY.

- HMM.

COULD THAT HAVE BEENTHE POWER OF INFLUENCE?

EXCUSE ME, SIR.TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN.

WHOA.IT WAS.

IT WAS THE POWER OF INFLUENCE.

LET'S DO A LITTLE DAMAGE.

YOU, ADMITYOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

[glass shatters]

[loud crash]

NOW EVERYBODY DANCE!

[Eastern-influencedtechno music]

DID YOU READTHAT ENTIRE THING?

- I DON'T SLEEP, MARK.

READING KILLS TIME,AND IT KEEPS ME OFF THE STREETS.

UH, B.T. DUBS,ACCORDING TO THIS,

THE PERSON WHO WEARS THE RINGIS THE ONE GETTING MARRIED.

ALSO, I CAN SEEYOUR ENTIRE SCHLONG RIGHT NOW.

- OOP, RIGHT YOU ARE.

LEONARD'S FLAKY, BUT HE WOULD'VETOLD ME IF THAT WAS THE CASE.

- WELL, OF COURSE, WHY WOULDN'TYOU TRUST A KNOWN LIAR?

HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAWHY ALL THESE PEOPLE

HAVE BEEN DANCING OUTSIDEOUR APARTMENT FOR TEN HOURS?

- OH, DEAR GOD.

EVERYBODY, STOP DANCING!

- SHE'S DEAD!- I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS!

- MY SOCKS ARE FILLEDWITH BLOOD!

- NUMBER EIGHT, PLEASE.

- OH, THE OLD"PUT IT ON ICE" BELL.

SHE'LL THAW OUTIN A DAY OR TWO.

- OH, IS SHE DEAD?

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

WELL...I DON'T KNOW.

MY SPELLS ONLY HAVEA 30% SUCCESS RATE.

- HERE WE GO.

- SHE'S EVEN UGLIERTHAN I REMEMBER.

SHE'S THE MOST HIDEOUS THINGI'VE EVER SEEN.

MARK, LOOK AWAY,QUICKLY.

- WOW.

HUCKLE BUCKLE BEANSTALK.

- MARK, AVERT YOUR EYES.

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