Ted Alexandro - The Gym

  • Season 10 , Ep 7
  • 03/09/2006
  • Views: 12,250

Ted tries to keep in shape by going to the gym. (1:33)

FOR THE LADIES, AND CERTAIN GUYS.

I CAN'T CONTROL WHO'S LOOKING. I JUST GOT TO BRING THE HEAT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

LOT OF BIG GUYS AT THE GYM. YOU SEE THEM WALKING AROUND.

SOMETIMES THEY'LL CARRY LIKE JOURNALS AROUND WITH THEM

LIKE THEY DOCUMENT THINGS AS THEY'RE WORKING OUT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE WRITING.

"DEAR DIARY, I FEEL LIKE A HUGE WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED...

- "12 TIMES. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"I AM GONNA BE SO SORE TOMORROW,

"PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY.

PS: MY ACNE AND MOOD SWINGS ARE CLEARING UP."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

MY SISTER'S A PERSONAL TRAINER. THAT'S A TOUGH JOB.

I DON'T THINK I COULD DO THAT.

YOU GOT TO HELP PEOPLE WITH THEIR FITNESS GOALS.

"CAN YOU HELP ME DEFINE MY ABS?"

"YEAH, DISGUSTING, SLOPPY, GELATINOUS."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I SAW THESE TWO BIG GUYS AT THE GYM HAVING A CONVERSATION.

ONE GUY WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I'M THE TYPE OF GUY

I CAN EITHER BE YOUR BEST FRIEND OR YOUR WORST ENEMY,

- YOUR CHOICE."- [LAUGHTER]

I WAS LIKE "YOU COULD ALSO BE SOMEBODY I JUST DON'T TALK TO,

THIRD CHOICE, 'CHECK.'"

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

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