Baron Vaughn - Shangri-La of Debauchery

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 08/08/2010
  • Views: 8,924

To Baron Vaughn, Las Vegas is not a place to have an experience he will never forget/remember. (2:08)

CAN YOU SEE MY HAIR?ALL RIGHT. GOOD.

UM...

ON THE COUNT OF THREE,EVERYBODY YELL OUT

WHERE YOU'RE FROM--ONE, TWO, THREE.

[audience shouting]

I BEEN THERE.OHH.

I'M FROM A SMALL TOWN,LIKE JB SAID.

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA.

[scattered cheers]UH, YEAH.

HERE'S MY IMPRESSIONOF EVERYTHING I EVER HEAR

WHEN I TELL PEOPLEI'M FROM VEGAS.

"WAIT! WAIT. WAIT.

"YOU FROM VEGAS?

"I DIDN'T KNOW ANYONEWAS FR VEGAS.

"DID YOU GROW UPIN A CASINO?

"DID YOU GET PAIDIN POKER CHIPS?

"WERE ALL YOUR TEACHERSSHOWGIRLS AND/OR STRIPPERS?

DO ALL YOUR FAMILY MEMBERSHAVE GAMBLING PROBLEMS?"

JUST 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE DOESN'TMEAN YOU HAVE TO SAY IT.

BUT THAT'S WHAT PEOPLETHINK OF VEGAS, RIGHT?

AND I LIVE IN NEW YORK,SO WHEN I'M GOING HOME,

I'M GOING TO SEEMY FAMILY, RIGHT?

BUT THE DUDESON THE PLANE NEXT TO ME

ARE GOING TO PARTAKE INTHE SHANGRI-LA OF DEBAUCHERY.

SO THEY'RE SINGINGABOUT WHAT THEY'RE GONNA SEE,

AND I GOT NOTHING, YOU KNOW?

THEY'RE NEXT TO ME,THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, VEGAS!"

♪ THERE'S GONNA BECOCAINE AND HOOKERS ♪

AND THEN I'M JUST LIKE,

♪ I'M GONNA SLEEPON MY MOM'S COUCH ♪

OR THEY'RE LIKE,

♪ WE'RE GONNA DRINKAND GAMBLE ALL DAY AND NIGHT ♪

AND THEN I'M JUST LIKE,

♪ I HOPE SHE MAKESHER SPAGHETTI ♪

♪ SPLASH OF CINNAMON,THAT'S THE SECRET ♪

♪ TO MY MOM'SBLACK PEOPLE SPAGHETTI ♪

OR THEY'RE LIKE,♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE EXPERIENCES

♪ WE'LL NEVER FORGET-SLASH-NEVER REMEMBER ♪

AND THEM I'M LIKE,

♪ I'M GONNA GET INTOAN AWKWARD CONVERSATION ♪

♪ WITH MY WHITE STEPFATHER

♪ ABOUT WHO STARTED SLAVERY

♪ THEN I'LL WALK AWAYAND SAY ♪

"I DON'T WANTTO TALK ABOUT THIS."

♪ AN HOUR LATER,HE'LL COME OVER TO ME ♪

♪ WITH THE PRINTOUTFROM THE INTERNET ♪

♪ THROW IT ON MY LAPAND SAY ♪

"SEE? AFRICANS STARTED IT."

♪ AND INSTEAD OF STABBING HIMIN THE CHEST ♪

♪ I'LL JUST SAYMERRY CHRISTMAS ♪

SO...

[cheers and applause]

IT'S DIFFERENT FOR ME,

'CAUSE I SINGTHE ENTIRE TIME.

I BEEN TRAVELINGA LOT LATELY.

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