The Return of Barney Snodgrass

  • Season 2 , Ep 217
  • 04/25/2012
  • Views: 22,397

Mark is told the story of his DOI predecessor, and the April Fools' Day prank that drove him over the edge. (1:33)

IMPRESSIVE, AND, WHY ARE WEHERE?

- SIT DOWN, LILLY.

I'VE GOT A STORY THAT WILLMAKE YOUR TESTICLES RETRACT.

BARNEY SNODGRASS.

HE WAS THE D.O.I. COUNSELORBEFORE YOU.

BRILLIANT SENSE OF HUMOR.THE MAN LOVED PRANKS.

- BARNEY BELIEVED IN TEACHING

THROUGH PUBLIC HUMILIATIONAND CRUELTY.

- TODAY'S LESSON: DUCK!

[gunfire]

- MY EYE.

- NOBODY WAS IMMUNETO HIS RAZOR-SHARP WIT.

- IF BARNEY'S SO GREAT, HOW COMEI'VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

AND WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DOWITH THE SAFE ROOM?

[all whimper]

- APRIL FOOLS' DAY,FIVE YEARS AGO,

WE PUT A FART CUSHIONON BARNEY'S CHAIR.

[laughter]- THE PERFECT PRANK.

THE PROBLEM IS,BARNEY COULD DISH IT OUT,

BUT HE COULDN'T TAKE IT.

- HE FREAKED OUTAND STABBED ERIC TO DEATH.

- I WAS ONCE HUMAN.THEY HAD TO REBUILD ME.

BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER.

YEP, I BUSTED BARNEY AND THREWHIM IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL.

- NOBODY PRANKSBARNEY SNODGRASS!

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS.

YOU'LL ALL PAY!

- NOW I GET IT.

THIS IS THE OLD "ESCAPED MENTALPATIENT WHO'S OUT TO KILL

HIS FORMER COWORKERS" GAG.

HEY, GUYS, I'VE SEEN THAT MOVIE.OKAY?

I REVIEWED IT ON MY MOVIE BLOG.

I GAVE IT TWO OUT OF FIVE"MARKS."

- THIS ISN'T A MOVIE, MARK.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.ESPECIALLY YOU.

- FINE. IT'S NOT A PRANK.

EXPLAIN HOW YOU KNOWHE'S OUT TO KILL ALL OF US.

- BARNEY'S PRISON JOURNAL.

YEARS OF THREATS ARE SCRAWLEDON THAT CHARMIN.

UNROLL IT IF YOU DARE.

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