Sometimes I liketo tickle people.
Just tickle a stranger.[laughs]
But, listen, I've tickled
thousands of peoplein my life.
And it's a good wayto meet a friend.
Like, that'show you meet a friend.
But this is the thing.
If you tickle a stranger,make sure you're smiling.
Because if you're not smiling--and this is for real--
it's consideredsexual assault.
What's that?- Is there a pause button?
- Is there a pause button?
You got to go to the bathroom?
Seriously?I'm here for 30 minutes.
You can't hold it?How old are you?
You got a fucked-up prostatealready?
Here, I'll drink thisreal fast.
You can pee in this thing.
No, no one will see it.
Someone ticklethat motherfucker.
[laughter,cheers and applause]
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