Jimmy Carr - Swimming

  • Season 9 , Ep 3
  • 01/13/2005
  • Views: 10,004

HOMELESS PERSON FOR A CUP OF TEA

YOU NEVER GET THAT TEA.

[LAUGHTER]

THROWING ACID IS WRONG...

IN SOME PEOPLE'S EYES.

[LAUGHTER]

SWIMMING IS GOOD FOR YOU...

SPECIALLY IF YOU'RE DROWNING.

[LAUGHTER]

OH YES, NOT ONLY DID I GET A

CARDIOVASCULAR WORKOUT, I ALSO

DIDN'T DIE.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

MY FATHER USED TO SAY,

"WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL YOU,

MAKES YOU STRONGER."

TILL THE ACCIDENT.

[LAUGHTER]

PEOPLE SAY MODERN ART IS

PRETENTIOUS.

BUT I LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS.

[LAUGHTER]

I WENT UP TO THE AIRPORT

INFORMATION DESK.

I SAID, "HOW MANY AIRPORTS ARE

THERE IN THE WORLD?"

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S ALL VERY WELL GOING ON A

ROUND THE WORLD TRIP ON YOUR

VACATION.

WHERE YOU GONNA GO NEXT YEAR?

[LAUGHTER]

I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE ROUND

THE WORLD TICKETS.

$1,200 AMAZING VALUE.

37 HOURS LATER I ARRIVE BACK.

[LAUGHTER]

Loading...