Jasper Redd - Haters

  • Season 13 , Ep 5
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 13,479

It's some serious hate when your hair gets involved in the equation. (1:39)

I ACTUALLY RESPECTTHE KU KLUX KLAN.

AND I KNOW THAT'S KIND OF WEIRDFOR A BROTHER TO SAY, BUT I DO.

'CAUSE I REALIZETHEY THE GREATEST HATERS.

THAT'S RIGHT --THEY THE NUMBER-ONE HATERS EVER.

YOU MAY THINKYOU HATE SOMETHING,

BUT IT'S JUST A PET PEEVECOMPARED TO THE KLAN

AND HOW THEY'REROLLING WITH IT, MAN.

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,WE ALL GOT OUR DISLIKES.

FOR INSTANCE,I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO SNORE.

THAT GETS UNDERNEATH MY SKIN.

BUT I AIN'T ABOUT TO FORMAN ORGANIZATION OVER THAT.

[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

YEAH.

I AIN'T GOT TO GETIN A COSTUME I DESIGNED,

HIT THE STREET LOOKING FORLOUD-ASS SNORERS, YOU KNOW?

THAT'S WHYI CAN NEVER BE A RACIST --

I'M TOO LAZY.

YEAH, IF I WAS WHITEAND A RACIST,

I'D HAVE TO BEIN THE KU KLUX RESERVES.

COME IN ON THE WEEKEND,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

BUT EVEN THOUGHTHE KLAN IS OUT THERE,

SKINHEADS CAN BE WORSETHAN THE KLAN,

'CAUSE THEY HATEBLACK PEOPLE SO MUCH,

THEY CUT OFF THEY DAMN HAIR.

THAT'S SOME SERIOUS HATE,

WHEN YOUR HAIR GET INVOLVEDIN THE EQUATION.

"NOW, I CANNOTSTAND BLACK PEOPLE!

PHILLIP, ME CLIPPERS."

[ IMITATES RAZOR BUZZING ]

"THANK YOU, PHIL.

"THEM GOLDEN CURLSWAS HOLDING MY HATE DOWN, MAN.

NOW I CAN FEELTHAT RACIST SYNERGY."

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