In-N-Out Burger's Secret British Menu

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California fast food treasure In-N-Out Burger has popped up in London, so Cheryl Hines, Johnny Pemberton and Artemis Pebdani list the English-style items on the secret menu. (1:16)

Next up-- A BitOf The Old In-N-Out, In-N-Out.

California's fast-food treasureIn-N-Out opened a location

in merry old Englandfor one day only!

Pip-pip, cheerio,Fanny's a (bleep).

Uh, there was... there wasa line around the block

for people desperateto put something,

I guess anything with flavorin their mouths. Uh...


Look at all of thoseout-of-work deejays

-waiting for burgers.-(laughter, groans)

And you may have heardIn-N-Out has a special menu

with items like animal style,

which is a burger with grilledonions and extra dressing,

monkey style, which is a burgerwith animal style fries,

or human style, which is aburger made out of human flesh.

So, comedians, what aresome styles you might find

on the secret EnglishIn-N-Out menu?

Uh, Johnny Pemberton.

Ding-dong, whistle-ey bing-bong.That's just plain fries.

-All right, points. Points.-(laughter)

Cheryl Hines.

Uh, English style.

It's condescendingto American burgers,

but secretly wants to bean American burger.

-Points.-(laughter, applause)

-Artemis.-Harry Styles style.

And really,it's a salad that gets tossed

in Elton John's hot tub.

(laughter, whooping, applause)


So many points for that.

PEBDANI:A butt sex joke.

That is the end...

Now I'm picturing it!