Ninja Turtles

  • Season 2, Ep 7
  • 11/01/2011
  • Views: 46,727

The guys argue over their Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle identities while down in the sewer. (2:55)

- WE KIND OF ARE.- WE KIND OF ARE.

YEAH, DEFINITELY.- I'M MICHELANGELO.

- YEAH, YOU DEFINITELYARE MICHELANGELO!

- PARTY, DUDE.- YES.

- I'M RAPHAEL. COOL BUT RUDE.- OH, NAILED IT.

- YEP,DEFINITELY RUDE.

- THAT'S A CHARACTER FLAW,BUT I'LL TAKE IT, YOU KNOW?

- HOW'S IT LOOK?

- WHOA, HOW'D YOU DO THAT?- YEAH.

- OH, I JUST CHEWED ITWITH MY, UH, VAMPIRE TEETH.

- REALLY?- OH, YEAH.

- WELL, LET'S SEE.

SO WE GOT OUR NICE MIKEOVER THERE.

WE GOT RUDE RAPH.- YEAH, RUDE RAPH.

- SO I GUESS, UH,

I'M LEONARDO,THE...L--

KATANA DUDE?

- NO.DEFINITELY NOT.

- NO,YOU'RE NOT LEONARDO.

DON'T COMPLIMENT YOURSELFSO MUCH.

- NICE TRY, THOUGH.

YOU'RE DEFINITELY DONATELLO.

OH, HE'S SO DONATELLO!

- OH,YOU'RE SO DONATELLO.

- DONATELLO'S, LIKE, A NERD.

AND LIKE, HE--HE'S LIKE A PARTY POOPER.

- YEAH.- THAT'S BASICALLY--

- THAT'S 100% WHO YOU ARE.

- IT'S ANDERS-TELLO.THAT'S YOU.

- OH, YEAH. ANDERS-TELLO.- YOU JUST DESCRIBED HIM.

- VERY GOOD. PLUS,YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MASK.

SO HOW COULD YOU BEA NINJA TURTLE?

- WELL, YOU DIDN'TSTEAL ME A MASK!

- YOU COULD'VE STOLEYOURSELF A MASK, MAN.

- WHOA. ENTER DONATELLO,THE BUMMER DUDE.

JUST TAKE YOUR LITTLE COMPUTEROUT AND PLAY WITH IT, DONATELLO.

- MAYBE I WILL.- CHECK OUT SOME FACTS.

- FULL BAGEL BITE IN HERE.

- OH!- UGH!

THEY'RE HARD TO DIGEST,EVIDENTLY.

[opera music]

- I CAN'T BE LEONARDO,

WHY DON'T I JUSTCOVER MY BODY IN HAIR

AND CALL MYSELF SPLINTER, HUH?HOW DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?- I KNEW IT!

- I'VE BEEN USING ITFOR WEEKS, BUDDY.

IT FEELS GREAT.SMELLS EVEN BETTER.

- I KNOW.YOUR HAIR SMELLS DELICIOUS,

AND I'VE NOTICED THAT.[snaps fingers]

AND I COULD TELLTHAT YOU WERE USING IT

'CAUSE YOU HAVE A BALD SPOT.- NO, I DON'T.

- YOU'VE SEEN HIS BALD SPOT.

- I JUST WANTED MY HAIR THICKERAND SMELLING BETTER.

- YOU'RE BALD,JUST LIKE DONATELLO.

- THEY'RE ALL BALD.

- NO, ACTUALLY,THEY ALL SHAVED THEIR HEADS

TO SUPPORT HIM WHILEHE WAS FIGHTING CANCER.

- THAT'S SO NICEOF THE OTHER DUDES,

SUPPORTING HIM WHILEHE HAS CANCER--

- YOU ARE GETTIN' SNOPESED!

- OH, SNOPES ME, DERS!PLEASE SNOPES ME.

- I GET NO BARS IN HERE.

- OH, YOUR MACHINE DOESN'T WORK,DOES IT, DONATELLO?

- YOU REALLY HAD TO STEALFROM ME, HUH, BRO?

- WHATEVER, MAN.

- YOU WANT SOME OF MY MONEY?IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

YOU WANT SOME OF MY MONEY?THERE'S A DOLLAR.

HERE ARE SOME ROCKS.THERE'S A NICKEL.

- AND A LIMITED EDITION

LAP HOGX.L. CONDOM!

ADAM, YOU BURGLED ME, DUDE?

- TOLD YOU.- I'M SORRY, BLAKE.

YOU DON'T NEED IT.I NEED IT.

GOD BLESSED/CURSED MEWITH A THIGH-SLAPPER,

AND I NEED AN X.L. CONDOMTO PACKAGE THE WHOLE THING.

- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.COME ON, MAN. I'VE SEEN IT.

IT'S NOT THAT BIG.- NO, YOU'RE--

- I WALK IN ON HIMJERKIN' OFF ALL THE TIME.

- IT IS THAT BIG.DEAL WITH IT.

I'VE GOT AN ED HELMS.- NEWS FLASH, EVERYBODY--

FRIENDS DO NOT STEALFROM OTHER FRIENDS.

THAT'S, LIKE,A BASIC RULE.

- I DIDN'T WANNA HAVETO DO THIS, BLAKE.

BUT TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.

- EW, NO.- I SAW...

WHEN WE WERE CHICKEN FIGHTING,YOUR UNDERWEARS.

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTSRIGHT NOW!

- DON'T DO THIS.- TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF.

- AND DON'T MAKE ME USEMY MUSCLES 'CAUSE I'LL USE 'EM.

- [sighs]

- YEP.THERE YOU GO.

- MY BREATHABLE MESH JOCKEYS?

- YEAH. HE STOLE YOUR UNDERWEAR.- DUDE!

- SO YOU'RE ALSO A THIEF.

POT CALLING THE KETTLE...UH...

- BLACK.- BLACK.

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