Friendly Fire - Johnny Knoxville

  • Season 1, Ep 5
  • 09/11/2012
  • Views: 28,077

Jeff Ross and Johnny Knoxville put a cattle prod to good use. (2:25)

>> HEY BUDDY,

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME COME

BACK.

YOUR NOW OFFICES, HAVE A SEAT.

I DON'T LIKE THE CAMERA ON ME.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

IT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE FUN OF

YOUR [BLEEP] SHIRT.

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT?

SANDUSKY AND SONS?

>> THAT MEANS A LOT FROM A GUY

WHOSE FACE LOOKS LIKE BIG BIRD

[BLEEP] A BRILO PAD.

>> YOU'RE A LOT LIKE MICHAEL

JACKSON.

YOU SURROUND YOURSELF WITH

PEOPLE WHILE YOU SLOWLY KILL

YOURSELF.

>> IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S AUDITIONS

FOR JACKASS.

WE WOULD HAVE TO CHANGE THE NAME

TO LARD ASS.

>> SO YOU HAVE A MOVIE COMING

OUT WITH ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.

WHAT'S IT CALLED?

YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY MAKE

HIM LOOK LIKE A GOOD ACTOR.

>> I WOULD KICK YOU IN THE NUTS,

BUT YOU'D HAVE TO LIFT YOUR

STOMACH.

YOU'RE IN GREAT SHAPE AND THAT

SHAPE IS ROUND.

>> HOW MANY BONES HAVE YOU

BROKEN IN YOUR LIFE?

I DON'T KNOW.

>> YOU BURNED CHRIS BROWN'S

DINNER YOU BROKE SO MANY BONES.

I'M AFRAID TO WALK AROUND HERE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> IT'S JUST A CATTLE PROD.

DID IT HURT REALLY BAD?

>> NO.

>> OH!

I CAN'T DO IT.

>> AM I ANYTHING TO [BLEEP]

MYSELF?

>> NO, YOU'RE FINE.

[SCREAMING]

>> HE GOT ME A LITTLE TOO.

I FEEL WOKEN UP.

THANKS FOR

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