COME ON.

WHAT--ARE YOU CRAZY?

- [laughing] YO.

YO, THAT DUDE'SUSING THE SHORT URINAL.

HE MUST HAVE A SHORT DICK![laughter]

- UH, NO, THIS IS JUSTTHE AVAILABLE URINAL,

SO I'M USING IT.

- YEAH, AVAILABLE TO ANYONEWITH A LITTLE DICK.

[laughter]

- NO.

IF ANYTHING,IT'S FOR A LARGER PENIS,

BECAUSE IT HAS MORE ROOMTO DROOP

AND IT DOESN'T HAVE TO RESTON A URINAL CAKE.

- NO, MAN, I THINK I SAW ITWHEN YOU WHIPPED IT OUT.

IT WAS SMALL AND LOOKED LIKEA COCKTAIL SHRIMP.

- I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE IT OUTALL THE WAY.

THAT WAS JUST THE TIPOF THE ICEBERG, AS THEY SAY.

- HEY, HEY,CAN I BORROW YOUR DICK?

I NEED TO GET SOMETHINGOUT OF MY TEETH.

[laughter]- "DICKS, DICKS, DICKS.

WE'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL,ALL WE TALK ABOUT'S DICKS."

NEWS FLASH--DICKS,WE ALL GOT 'EM, IF WE'RE BOYS.