The Return of BieberHole69

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 05/25/2011
  • Views: 46,095

Ders lets Topher use his computer while the guys debate whether they should turn him in. (2:23)

HEAD SHOT.

HEY, WHO WANTS TO TAKE OVERFOR ME?

I GOTTA GO CHECKMY EMAILS.

WHERE CAN I DO THAT?- RIGHT HERE.

MY, UH, LAPTOP'S RIGHT THERE.

- OH, THANKS, DUDE.

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.

- GUYS.

WE GOTTA END THIS.

- WHAT? DUDE, NO.JUST TWO MORE DAYS.

- NOT UNTIL WE GO TO THEPENTHOUSE PENTHOUSE, ALL RIGHT?

YOU WEREN'T LEANING AGAINSTYOUR GIRL'S BREASTS LIKE I WAS

AT CLUB DAMNATION.

- THE PENTHOUSE PENTHOUSEIS A SYMBOL

THAT WE'VE MADE IT,THAT WE'VE ARRIVED.

WE'RE THIS CLOSETO BEING COOL.

- WE'RE THIS CLOSE TO SEEINGPIERCED VAGINAS, BLAKE.

AND THAT'S IT FOR ME.I'LL RETIRE AFTER THAT HAPPENS.

- YEAH.

- WHAT DON'T YOU SEEABOUT THAT,

THAT YOU DON'T GET IT?

- OH. IT'S JILLIAN.

- WELL, THEN ANSWER THE PHONE.- ANSWER IT.

- THINK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSEFOR ONCE.

- PIERCED VAGINAS.

[phone ringing]

- HELLO.- HEY, BLAKE, IT'S JILLIAN.

- OH, HEY, JILLIAN.WHAT'S UP, GIRL?

- OH, NOTHING.

HEY, I WAS JUST CALLINGTO DOUBLE CHECK

ABOUT THAT BIEBERHOLE GUY.

HE'S IN JAIL, RIGHT?

- OH, GREAT, NOW SHE'S ASKINGABOUT TOPHER.

- SO JUST TELL HER ABOUT TOPHER.- LIE TO HER.

- WHY DON'T YOU LIE TO HER?

- WHY DON'T YOU BEA BETTER FRIEND AND LIE TO HER?

- UM, YEAH, HE'S IN JAIL.

HE'S PROBABLY NESTLING UP TOHIS CELL MATE RIGHT NOW.

- HMM. INTERESTING.

UH, BUT YOU KNOWWHAT CONFUSES ME,

I JUST LOGGED INTOTHE CHAT ROOM

AND A BIEBERHOLE69ASKED ME TO

"PULL OUT MY LITTLE BOYDING DONG."

WHAT'S EVEN WEIRDERIS THAT HE HAS HIS WEBCAM ON

AND HE LOOKS JUST LIKEYOUR FRIEND FROM THE OTHER DAY.

EVEN WEIRDER, YOU GUYSARE STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HIM.

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT,PARTY BOYS?

- AH, SERIOUSLY, JILLIAN,

IT'S, UH,IT'S NOT OUR FAULT, IT'S--

IT'S REALLY A FUNNY STORY,ACTUALLY.

- LOOK, I ALREADY CALLEDTHE POLICE.

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.

DON'T LET HIM GO.

BLAKE.

YOU'VE GOTTA ASK YOURSELF,ARE YOU A TRUE BELIEBER?

I'VE BELIEVE YOU ARE.

[beep]

- HI, GUYS.

UM, I'VE ACTUALLYGOTTA GO DO A BUNCH OF ERRANDS

RIGHT NOW, SO--

- YOU KNOW WE HAVE TOSTOP YOU.

- YEAH. YEAH.IT'S COOL.

LET ME JUST GET MY FEDORA ON

AND THROW ALL THE VAPETRONUP IN THE AIR.

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