Josh Rabinowitz - Talking to Strangers

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 10/31/2013
  • Views: 13,192

Josh Rabinowitz was very good at being a cool child, but he's having some trouble being a cool adult. (1:11)

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THAN I AM AS AN ADULT,

BECAUSE, LIKE, AS A KID,EVERYONE WAS LIKE,

"HEY, DON'T TALKTO STRANGERS."

AND I WAS AMAZING AT THAT.

I WAS SO GOOD.

BUT NOW, AS A YOUNG ADULT,EVERYONE'S LIKE,

"HEY, YOU KNOW, INSTEAD,YOU SHOULD GO TO NIGHTCLUBS

AND HAVE SEXWITH STRANGERS,"

AND I'M HORRIBLE AT THAT.

AND MY FRIENDS MAKE FUNOF ME FOR THIS,

BUT, LIKE,IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

LIKE, I'M NOT GONNA BEGOOD AT THAT

BECAUSE IN A NIGHTCLUB,IT'S TOO LOUD.

THERE'S NO TALKING.

YOUR APPEARANCEIS ALL THAT MATTERS.

I AM 5'5".

I HAVE NO MUSCLESAND BOYISH FEATURES.

SO EVEN IF SOMEONEAT A NIGHTCLUB

IS REALLY INTO ME,

THEN THEY ARE TOO KINKYFOR ME.

LIKE, THAT WOULD BE WEIRD.

I'M MORE OF A FETISHTHAN I AM A MAN.

AND I SHOULD BE ABLETO FAIL AT NIGHTCLUBS.

LIKE, I DON'T CAREIF I'M WHAT YOU SETTLE FOR,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BEWHAT YOU'RE SHOOTING FOR

BECAUSE THE PEOPLEWHO SHOOT FOR ME

ARE THE SAME STRANGERS I WASNOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO

AS A KID.

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