Megan Gailey - First Boyfriend & Too Much Dairy

Wedding in Paradise Season 3, Ep 1 03/04/2016 Views: 433

Megan Gailey describes her questionable taste in men and reveals the best place to give a blow job. (1:52)

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I have a boyfriend, so...

[cheering]

I know.

I know--well...

I--it took me a while.

This is my first one ever,and...

the first one is so exciting,

'cause, like, if I go missing,

there's finally a suspect,you know?

Like...she was loved.

I like him a lot.

Well, we broke up.

But...

it's tricky,'cause we live together.

So when we broke up,

I was like, "Do youhave enough money to move out?"

And he was like, "No.

Do you have enough moneyto move out?"

And I was like, "No," so.

We're back together!

[laughter and applause]

Yay.

You're so in love.

I kind of tricked himinto getting back together,

besides the financial handcuffswe were in.

I took him on a romantic getawayto Sleepy Hollow, New York.

I wanted it to be, like,a romantic trip,

so I brought all this lingerie,

but then I kept getting too fullat every meal.

I would just hold the lingeriein front of my body

while I wore my regular pajamas.

Like...

[laughter]

There's so much dairyin New York.

It's just...it's like,

if you think I'm gonna eatfour kinds of brie

and then fuck you,you're crazy.

Like...

I'ma watch Datelineand fall asleep.

So I sort of--I--I felt bad,

'cause the trip did not goas planned,

so I was like, you know what,on the last day,

I'll give him a blow job.

For me, the only placeI'll give a blow job

is in the shower.

I feel very safe there,'cause it's like--it is--

it's not--it's the best place.

It's a--you're already wet,

you can clean it upa little bit,

tears are welcome,whatever.