Save a Life, Eat a Booger

  • Season 3 , Ep 11
  • 01/16/2013
  • Views: 8,308

Bill's roast takes a frightening turn when he takes his coworkers hostage. (2:24)

ADAM'S PROBABLY IN THERETELLING BILL TO TURN HIMSELF IN.

IT'S GONNA BE OVER SOON.[gunshots]

- OH, [bleep]!

- OH, MY GOD!- OH, GOD.

- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

- ANYONE ELSE WANNA BE A HERO?

- YOU NEED HELP, MAN.BILL, LET US HELP YOU.

- YOU WANT TO HELP ME?- YES, BILL.

- MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHTOF THAT

BEFORE YOU SAIDI ATE MY BOOGERS!

- BILL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.I'M SORRY.

IT WAS A ROAST.- THEN SHOW ME YOU'RE SORRY.

I WANT YOU TO PICKEVERY NOSE HERE AND EAT IT,

ONE BY ONE!

- WHAT?COME ON, BILL.

- DUDE, EAT THEIR BOOGERS!

HE'S NOT MESSING AROUND.HE JUST KILLED ADAM.

- BILL, SIR,IF MONTEZ DOES WHAT YOU SAY,

WILL YOU LET US ALL LIVE?

- HE EATS EVERY BOOGER,AND I'LL CONSIDER IT.

- OKAY.

- WHY DON'T YOU STARTWITH WAYMOND?

HE LOOKS A LITTLE STUFFY.

- COME ON, BILL.PUT THE GUN DOWN, BILL.

- MONTEZ, SAVE A LIFE.EAT A BOOGER.

- I'M SORRY, WAYMOND.

I CAN'T--UGH.

- OH.[chuckles]

- OH, GOD, HE'S EATING IT.

[all groan]- OH, I CAN'T--

- YOU KNOW WHAT WOULDMAKE THIS PERFECT?

IF JET [bleep] HIS PANTS...

- HELL, NO!- WHILE YOU'RE DIGGING FOR GOLD.

EVERYBODY WINS!

- BILL, NO!DON'T MAKE HIM DO IT.

- NEVER QUESTION MY AUTHORITY,

UNLESS YOU WANTEVERYONE TO DIE.

- LET ME DO IT FOR HIM.I'LL [bleep] MY PANTS RIGHT NOW!

- WHOA, UH, NO, J-JILLIAN...- OKAY.

- JUST LET HIM HANDLE HIS THING.THANK YOU, THOUGH.

- NO, I HAVE IT IN ME RIGHT NOW.- YOU'RE VERY BRAVE.

- THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DOINGRIGHT NOW, BILL.

STOP THIS.

- I AM THINKING!DO IT!

- OH, GOD.[operatic music]

[all gagging]

[all groaning]- I CAN'T. I CAN'T. I CAN'T.

[Blake laughing]

- EAT IT!

[all groan]

- I CAN'T. I CAN'T. I CAN'T.I CAN'T. I CAN'T. I CAN'T.

- [farts]

[all reacting]

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