Give me some money.
I don't, um... I know we'reall broke in this economy,
but here you go.
I, uh, yesterday was my day off.
I woke up at 9:00 a.m.,I took a few sleeping pills,
I went back to bed and justslept the day gone.
Because the only way I cansurvive off what I make
is if my week is onlysix days long.
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