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- [growls]
YOU HAVE COME SEEKINGTHE GOBLET OF VALTORIS,
LITTLE KNIGHT, BUT YOU MUSTANSWER MY RIDDLE FIRST.
AND IF YOU ANSWER POORLY,
I WILL GNAW THE FLESHFROM YOUR BONES.
- WHAT IS YOUR RIDDLE,FOUL BEAST?
- UNTIL I AM MEASURED,I AM--
- TIME.- WHAT?
I'M NOT FINISHEDWITH THE RIDDLE.
- I KNOW,BUT THE ANSWER IS TIME.
- IT MAY--YOU KNOW,IT MAY BE, BUT IT MAY NOT BE.
- UNTIL I AM MEASUREDI AM NOT KNOWN,
YET HOW YOU MISS MEWHEN I HAVE FLOWN.
IT'S TIME.
- WELL, YOU HEARDTHE RIDDLE BEFORE.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
IF YOU'D TOLD ME THAT,I WOULD HAVE
ASKED YOU A DIFFERENT RIDDLE,LIKE THIS ONE.
I DRIVE MEN MADFOR LOVE OF--
- GOLD!- OH, COME ON!
- DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE RIDDLES?- NO. I DON'T.
THOSE WEREMY ONLY TWO RIDDLES.
- WELL, THEN I HAVEPASSED YOUR CHALLENGE.
NOW GIVE ME THE GOBLET,YOU STINKING BRUTE!
- DO YOU THINK--LET ME ASK YOU.
DO YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD
THAT I'VE NEVERHAD A GIRLFRIEND?
- WHAT?
- I'M NOT TRYINGTO BE GROSS,
BUT HOW MANY TIMES A DAYDO YOU, UH, MASTURBATE?
- WHAT?N-NO.
- BECAUSE I'M, UH--I'M ON THAT THING, LIKE,
NINE, MAYBE TEN TIMESA DAY.
- CAN WE JUSTDO THE GOBLET THING, PLEASE?
- AND IT DOESN'TMAKE ME HAPPY.
LIKE, I NEVER--I'M NEVER HAPPY AFTERWARDS.
JUST EMPTY.
- OH.- GOD, I FEEL SO OLD.
AND I NEVER FINISHANYTHING I START,
EXCEPT MASTURBATING.
I FINISH THAT.[chuckles]
- WELL, I-I MUST BE OFF.
- HEY, UH, MAYBE YOU AND ME
COULD TAKE A VACATIONTOGETHER.
YOU KNOW WHAT?LET ME JUST--HOLD UP.
LET ME GET YOUR CONTACT INFO,SO WE CAN PLAN IT.
IT'LL BE FUN.- YOU KNOW, UH,
I'LL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUABOUT IT.
SO, CAN I JUST HAVETHE GOBLET OF VALTORIS?
- OOH! WAIT.
I AM AFRAID YOU MUSTANSWER MY RIDDLE FIRST.
WHO'S MY BEST FRIEND?
- [sighs]ME.
- [laughs]YOU ARE GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD!
ALL RIGHT.FAREWELL, BRAVE KNIGHT.
OKAY!
[sighs]
NUMBER 11.[squirt]