Cave of Sorrow

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 04/23/2014
  • Views: 5,969

A brave knight in search of a valuable goblet contends with a monster who has become incredibly lonely while guarding it. (2:04)

[ominous music]

- [growls]

YOU HAVE COME SEEKINGTHE GOBLET OF VALTORIS,

LITTLE KNIGHT, BUT YOU MUSTANSWER MY RIDDLE FIRST.

AND IF YOU ANSWER POORLY,

I WILL GNAW THE FLESHFROM YOUR BONES.

- WHAT IS YOUR RIDDLE,FOUL BEAST?

- UNTIL I AM MEASURED,I AM--

- TIME.- WHAT?

I'M NOT FINISHEDWITH THE RIDDLE.

- I KNOW,BUT THE ANSWER IS TIME.

- IT MAY--YOU KNOW,IT MAY BE, BUT IT MAY NOT BE.

- UNTIL I AM MEASUREDI AM NOT KNOWN,

YET HOW YOU MISS MEWHEN I HAVE FLOWN.

IT'S TIME.

- WELL, YOU HEARDTHE RIDDLE BEFORE.

THAT'S NOT FAIR.

IF YOU'D TOLD ME THAT,I WOULD HAVE

ASKED YOU A DIFFERENT RIDDLE,LIKE THIS ONE.

I DRIVE MEN MADFOR LOVE OF--

- GOLD!- OH, COME ON!

- DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE RIDDLES?- NO. I DON'T.

THOSE WEREMY ONLY TWO RIDDLES.

- WELL, THEN I HAVEPASSED YOUR CHALLENGE.

NOW GIVE ME THE GOBLET,YOU STINKING BRUTE!

- DO YOU THINK--LET ME ASK YOU.

DO YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD

THAT I'VE NEVERHAD A GIRLFRIEND?

- WHAT?

- I'M NOT TRYINGTO BE GROSS,

BUT HOW MANY TIMES A DAYDO YOU, UH, MASTURBATE?

- WHAT?N-NO.

- BECAUSE I'M, UH--I'M ON THAT THING, LIKE,

NINE, MAYBE TEN TIMESA DAY.

- CAN WE JUSTDO THE GOBLET THING, PLEASE?

- AND IT DOESN'TMAKE ME HAPPY.

LIKE, I NEVER--I'M NEVER HAPPY AFTERWARDS.

JUST EMPTY.

- OH.- GOD, I FEEL SO OLD.

AND I NEVER FINISHANYTHING I START,

EXCEPT MASTURBATING.

I FINISH THAT.[chuckles]

- WELL, I-I MUST BE OFF.

- HEY, UH, MAYBE YOU AND ME

COULD TAKE A VACATIONTOGETHER.

YOU KNOW WHAT?LET ME JUST--HOLD UP.

LET ME GET YOUR CONTACT INFO,SO WE CAN PLAN IT.

IT'LL BE FUN.- YOU KNOW, UH,

I'LL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUABOUT IT.

SO, CAN I JUST HAVETHE GOBLET OF VALTORIS?

- OOH! WAIT.

I AM AFRAID YOU MUSTANSWER MY RIDDLE FIRST.

WHO'S MY BEST FRIEND?

- [sighs]ME.

- [laughs]YOU ARE GOOD.

YOU'RE GOOD!

ALL RIGHT.FAREWELL, BRAVE KNIGHT.

OKAY!

[sighs]

NUMBER 11.[squirt]

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