The Negotiations

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 05/11/2011
  • Views: 31,891

Alice and Adam square off over the strike, milkshake water fountains and the fate of Half-Christmas. (2:08)

OPTION TO BUY INTO COMPANYHEALTH INSURANCE?

BORING.

ONE MILKSHAKE WATER FOUNTAIN?AWESOME.

- PSST.NO-BRA FRIDAY.

- JILLIAN.

YES, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

NO-BRA FRIDAYS.

WE'RE NOT GONNA WEAR BRASON FRIDAYS.

- NOPE.

- AND ONE LEGITHALF-CHRISTMAS PARTY

TO BE PAID FORBY THE COMPANY.

YEAH.

- IT'S KIND OF THE REASONFOR THE SEASON.

- I'M REALLY BLOWN AWAY.

NO, SERIOUSLY,I THINK YOU GUYS

DID AN AMAZING JOBON THIS LIST.

I'LL TELL YOU WHATWE SHOULD DO.

I THINK YOU SHOULDCHOP OFF YOUR [bleep],

AND THEN PARK THEMINSIDE YOUR BUTTHOLES.

- OKAY, WE'LL USE THATAND THEN NEGOTIATE FROM THERE.

- NEGOTIATE.- NEGOTIATE.

- NEGOTIATE.- NEGOTIATIONS.

- AS YOU CAN SEE BEHIND ME,

I HAVE A NEW DREAM TEAM.

- [coughs]

- ANDERS, I WANT YOUTO ESCORT THEM OUT THE BUILDING.

- I DON'T THINK THAT'SGONNA BE HAPPENING.

- DID JAMIE FOXXAND GABRIELLE UNION

JUST WALK IN THE DOOR?

BECAUSE SOMEONE'SBREAKING ALL THE RULES.

- WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?

- FROM THE TIGHTESTBUTTHOLE ON THE BLOCK.

ANDERS!

- HE'S GOT A HARD "ON."

- YEAH, HE DOES.

- AND I LOVEMILKSHAKE WATER FOUNTAINS.

- WELL, THIS ISN'TGONNA MATTER, ANYWAY.

- WELL, WHY DON'T YOUTRY TO EXPLAIN HOW YOU HAVE

ALL YOUR EMPLOYEESCALLING PEOPLE

ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST,MISTER?

- I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERSTO PROTECT MY JOB, OKAY?

THOSE NUMBERSCAME DIRECTLY FROM CORPORATE.

- WELL THEN, WHO'SGONNA PROTECT OUR JOBS, ALICE?

- FINE, I WILL GIVE YOUYOUR JOBS BACK,

BUT YOU ARE ONLY GETTINGTWO PAID PERSONAL DAYS A YEAR.

- HOW DO YOU SAY,"I DON'T THINK SO," IN CHINESE?

- [imitates Chinese]

- [scoffs]FINE.

YOU CAN HAVE THE REST OF THE DAYFOR YOUR STUPID PARTY.

[all cheering]

- WHAT ABOUT HEALTH INSURANCE?

MY HUSBAND HAS LUPUS.

- OKAY, DON'T RUIN THISFOR EVERYONE, BEVERLY.

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