Capone - New Dudes

Season 2 , Ep 1 01/26/12 Views: 6,959

Capone explains why you have to protect your woman in the club. (2:13)

TO A PARTY, THOUGH,

IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENTTHAN IT USED TO BE.

BACK INTHE DAYS,

WE USED TO GO OUT ANDTRY TO LOOK FOR GIRLS,

AND GIRLS USED TO TRYTO COME LOOK FOR US.

NOW, WE OLDER.

YOU GO WITHYOUR BABY.

YOU A COUPLE.

"COME ON--YOU READY, GIRL?"

YOU OUT THE DOOR--YOU JUST READY TO ROCK.

NOW, THERE'S RULESWHEN YOU A COUPLE!

YOU HOLDING YOUR GIRLS HAND,NO MATTER HOW BAD SHE IS.

YOU HAVE TORESPECT THAT.

A BROTHER WALKUP-- "OH, MY BAD.

"LOOKIN' GOOD, MONEY."

THAT'S IT--THAT'S RESPECT.

BUT THE NEW DUDES, THEYDIDN'T GET THOSE RULES.

THE NEW AFRICANS.

[laughter]

NO!

YOU COULD BE HOLDIN'YOUR GIRL HAND,

WALKIN' IN THE CLUB, HEWALKIN' RIGHT UP TO HER,

"HEY, LADY--HOW ARE YOU DOING!"

[laughter]

YOU BE LIKE, "MONEY, YOUDON'T SEE ME WITH HER?"

"MY BROTHER, I AMNOT TALKING TO YOU.

[laughter]

"IF I DON'T SAY NOTHIN' TOYOU, DON'T SAY NOTHING TO ME.

"MIND YOUR BUSINESS,MY BROTHER.

"NOW, LIKE I WASSAYING, HEY, LADY!

"HOW AREYOU DOING?"

NOW, YOU GOTTAPROTECT YOUR WOMAN.

"MONEY, YOU SAYSOMETHIN' ELSE TO HER

"AND I'M GONNABUST YOUR ASS."

"MY BROTHER, DO ILOOK SCARED OF YOU?

"IN MY COUNTRY, I FIGHTLIONS, TIGERS, AND BEARS.

"YOU OUGHT TO MINDYOUR BUSINESS."

THIS WORLD ISCOMIN' TO AN END.

SO, YOU LOVE SOMEBODY,LOVE 'EM FOR A LONG TIME.

IT'S THE TRUTH--THINGS ARE REAL SAD.

YOU GETTIN' OLDER-- YOU CAN'TDO THINGS LIKE YOU USED TO DO.

WHEN I WASYOUNG, I WAS 20,

I COULD MAKE LOVE TOA WOMAN FOR HOURS.

NOW, NO, SIR.

[laughter]

I GOT A GOOD 15-10 MINUTE,TWO HUMP MINIMUM, SOMETHIN'.

LITTLE THINGS HURT THAT YOUDON'T EVEN REALIZE HURT.

WHEN YOU YOUNG,YOU CAN MAKE LOVE,

YOUR FOOT CAN BEUNDER THE DRESSER.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOWIT GOT UNDER THE DRESSER.

YOU JUST LOOKIN'AT YOURSELF.

NOW YOU GET OLD, IT'S THELITTLE THINGS THAT HURT.

YOU EVER GOT YOUR TOECAUGHT IN THE SHEET?

SHE BE TALKIN', "GIVEIT TO ME, DADDY!"

"HOLD ON, BABY--MY TOE-MY-MY TOE.

"COME ON, BITCH, MYTOE IS IN THE SHEET!"

[laughter]

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