Roast Battle II - Frank Castillo vs. Matthew Broussard

Roast Battle II: Night Four - Uncensored Season 2, Ep 8 01/29/2017 Views: 7,690

In the championship round, Matthew Broussard questions whether Frank Castillo is Hispanic enough, and Frank fires back with a burn about Matthew's fitness. (3:49)

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Let's roast! [bell dinging]

[cheers and applause]

- Frank--Frank,I'm not surprised you beat Joe.

I figured a Mexican wouldbe able to pick off a fruit.

[laughter]

- Matt's a big fanof "One Tree Hill."

Not the show,but the place where his family

used to hang black people.

audience: Oh![laughter]

[air blowing]

[cheers and applause]

- Frank, uh--Frank,I don't appreciate

you painting me as a racist.

I painted you to have paint my--[laughs]

- That's a v--that's okay.[audience roars]

- Keep going, keep going,keep going.

- I don't appreciateyou painting me as a racist.

I paid you to paint my house.- Hey, no, no, he's white.

- Frank--let's keep it going.- Let him do it again.

- Frank, you look likethe IT guy at a taco truck.

- [laughs]

Thank you,Matthew Mc-Kinda-Gay.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

[cash register dinging]

- Order, order, order!

- Matt doesn't do drugs.

His unsuspecting victims do.

all: Oh![laughter]

[cheers and applause]

- Frank's mom ishere supporting him tonight,

and, uh, Frank's momis actually so Hispanic,

that she's younger than he is.

[laughter and applause]

- Matt's a lot likethe food at my work.

He's about to get servedby a Mexican.

[laughter] [siren wailing]

[patriotic music]

[cheers and applause]

- Topical, topical.

Topical.

- Alleged!Alleged!

- Too sensitive.- Alleged!

Alleged.- No, no.

- The--[laughs]

The prize for tonightis actually $25,000,

which is sadbecause even if Frank wins it,

he'll still have to use itto pay for the wall.

audience: Oh!

[whistling]

- Okay.

[timer beeping]

[dings, bomb explodes]

- Women have described Mattas tall, handsome,

armed and on foot,

last seen leavingthrough their bedroom window.

[gunfire]

[gun cocks, gunshots]

[cheers and applause]

- Gentlemen, last jokefor the championship.

- Good God.

Oh.

- Frank--- Shh, shh.

- Frank, the--the sad partis you're Hispanic,

but disappointingly so.

Your as Mexican as a Whopperito.

You think Hispanic people laughby going,

"Ja, ja, ja, ja,ja, ja, ja, ja."

[scattered laughter, groans]

- I'm goingfor "Ja, ja, ja, ja."

- Order, order.- All right.

Matt's in really great shape.

He looks like he'sbeen training his whole life

to run the Aryan race.

[laughter, cheers, and applause]