The Ders

  • Season 2 , Ep 5
  • 10/18/2011
  • Views: 63,994

Ders will do whatever he wants to do on his birthday, and that includes hanging out with strippers at a kids' pizza place. (2:11)

I FIGURED I'D TREAT MYSELFA LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW.

- [laughs]- KEEP SHAKING IT, HERE WE GO.

WHOA.- OH.

- DUDE, IS THAT MY GIFT?

- UH, YEAH, YEAH.- YEAH.

- YEAH, IT IS YOUR--IT IS YOURBIRTHDAY PRESENT.

- WOO, HEY.

- I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURETHEY ARE NOT POISONOUS.

[growls]

NO, IT'S GOOD UNLESSYOU'RE ALLERGIC TO GLITTER, SO--

- WHOA, GLITTER TITTIES,FOR REAL?

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

- COME ON, MAN.LET'S GO.

- SORRY, MAN. YOU'RE 46 TICKETSSHY OF THE SHARK.

YOU COULD GET SOME VAMPIRE TEETHAND SOME SCRUNCHIES.

- WHAT?

OKAY, LOOK.

I'M NOT TRYINGTO FREAK OUT ON YOU, MAN.

YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB.

I'VE GOT A JOB, TOO.

AND I DO IT SOMETIMES.

BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, OKAY?

WE'VE GOT A GUYWHO IS FIVE BEERS AWAY

FROM TURNING INTO THE DERS.

THIS IS A GUY WHO [bleep]EDA COY FISH IN THE MOUTH

UNTIL IT DIEDIN FRONT OF A P.F. CHANG'S.

- I JUST COUNT TICKETS, DUDE.

- [laughs]- YEAH, I'M YOUR BOSS.

- HERE WE GO.TRYING TO BUCK YOU.

OH, SHE JUST MADEHER BUTTHOLE WINK.

- WHAT?- IT JUST WINKED AT ME.

- OH, THAT IS TOO REAL.

- OH MY GOD.

- WELL, NOT A FAN.

LET'S STICK TO HITS, PLEASE.

- COOL.

- TITTIES UP.- ANGEL,

HOLD UP BUDDY,MY KNEES ARE BURNING--

WHAT THE HELL!

I NEED TO SEE YOU OUTSIDE NOW.

- WHERE THEY GO?WHERE THEY AT?

- [laughs]

- OH, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU.

I CAN'T AFFORD YOU FOR LONGER.

BUT I'M GOING TO MISS YOU.

- BUTTON UP.

LET'S PLAY IT SAFE.THERE'S KIDS.

THERE'S KIDS.YOU GOT TO RESPECT THE KIDS.

SOMEONE TOOKA SIP FROM MY BEER.

I DON'T LIKE THAT,BIRTHDAY BOY.

- ANGEL, GO PLAYWITH THE TEAM, OKAY?

- LATER, DUDE, WE CHANGEDYOUR LIFE. DON'T FORGET THAT.

- YEAH DUDE, YOU'RE GOING TOREMEMBER THAT FOREVER.

- NOW, I AIN'T TRYINGTO FIGHT TODAY

BECAUSE IT'SA BEAUTIFUL OCCASION.

BUT YOU BROUGHT STRIPPERS,ALBEIT SOME FINE ASS STRIPPERS,

TO A KID'S PIZZA PLACE.

- DUDE, I'M NOT GOINGTO SAY THIS AGAIN.

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY

AND I'M GOING TO DO

WHATEVER I WANNA DO.

[shout]

- WHAT WAS THAT?

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