Love Wins - Hasta La Vista, Homophobe

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Arnold Schwarzenegger puts down a homophobic Facebook follower Terminator-style, so Sarah Colonna, Zack Pearlman and Doug Benson pitch him gay-friendly catchphrases. (2:00)

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THIS HAPPENED ON FACEBOOK TODAY.

WELL, FOLKS, IT TOOK A GROUP OFCRANKY OLD

PEOPLE IN BLACK ROBES TOMAKE IT OFFICIAL BUT

MARRIAGE EQUALITY IS FINALLYTHE LAW OF THE LAND.

LOVE WON, LOVE WON.

TAKE A LOOK.

>>THIS MORNING, THE SUPREMECOURT RECOGNIZED

THAT THE CONSTITUTION

GUARANTEES MARRIAGEEQUALITY.

>> YES, POINTS!

AMERICA!

>> SO WE POSTED THIS OVERTHE WEEKEND.

OF COURSE WE COULDN'T BEHAPPIER.

OVER ON FACEBOOK EVERYONESHOWED THEIR SUPPORT WITH

RAINBOW FILTERS AND I MEANEVERYONE, EVEN

SCHWARZENEGGER WHO, THOUGHSTRAIGHT, SPENDS MORE TIME IN

THE GYM IN ONE WEEK THAN MOSTGAY MEN WILL IN THEIR ENTIRE

LIFETIMES, WHICH IS SAYING ALOT.

BUT AS USUAL, THE INTERNETHAD TO GO AND RUIN

EVERYTHING WITH DUMB DUMBBULL [BLEEP] LIKE THIS, "WHAT'S

WRONG WITH YOU, ARNIE? IHAVE TO UNLIKE."

TO WITCH ARNOLDNATURALLY REPLIED, "HASTA LA

VISTA."

GOOD JOB.

GOOD JOB.

(APPLAUSE)>> IT'S A MEAN "HASTA LA

VISTA." HE LEFT OUT "BABY."

THERE WAS NO TERM OFENDEARMENT.

>> GOOD-BYE.

>> COMEDIANS, NOW THATARNOLD IS ALL PROGRESSIVE

AND [BLEEP] WHAT IS ANOTHERGAY FRIENDLY CATCHPHRASE

CAN THROW OUT? SARAH COLONNA.

>> I'LL BE IN THE BACK.

(LAUGHTER)>> YES, POINTS.

>> ZACK PEARLMAN.

>> WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHATDOES HE DO?

IS HE SINGLE?

DOES HE LIKE SHAVED GUYS?

>> YES, ALL RIGHT, DOUGBENSON.

>> IT'S NOT A TUMOR, IT'S ABONER!

>> I'M SO GLAD, YOU KNOW,IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT IT

TOOK US THIS LONG BUT I'M SOGLAD IN 2015 THAT EVERYONE

IS FINALLY EQUAL IN THISWAY.

CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONEIN THE LGBT COMMUNITY

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