Rapid Refresh - Brian Sings Bieber

  • Season 1 , Ep 01010
  • 01/21/2014
  • Views: 1,611

Scott Aukerman, "Weird Al" Yankovic and Brian Posehn discuss the latest Justin Bieber headlines, and Brian sings his own parody song. (3:46)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S

INTERNET HEADLINES, IT'S RAPID

REFRESH!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> THE FIRST COMEDIAN

TO BUZZ IN WITH A CORRECT ANSWER

GETS 100 POINTS.

THE INTERNET WAS OVERFLOWING

WITH WILDLY UNSUBSTANTIATED

STORIES ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER

DISGUISED AS NEWS.

(MAN GROANS)

(LAUGHTER)

I AM NOT SURE WHAT YOU ARE

REACTING TO.

WAS IT JUST THAT GENERAL FEELING

OF INTESTINAL DISCOMFORT YOU

FEEL WHEN SOMEONE SAYS,

"AND JUSTIN BIEBER IS IN THE

NEWS"?

OH.

>> WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT PICTURE

OF ELLEN DEGENERES?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: POINTS.

WELL-PLAYED, BRIAN.

100 POINTS FOR YOU.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING REAL,

MOST LIKELY FAKE, BUT

100 PERCENT ALLEGED JUSTIN

BIEBER STORIES WAS GOOGLE NEWS'S

TOP JUSTIN BIEBER STORY TODAY?

WAS IT: A) JUSTIN BIEBER GOT IN

A TEXT MESSAGE FIGHT WITH SELENA

GOMEZ AND SENT HER DICK PICS?

(LAUGHTER)

THESE ARE ALL REAL STORIES, BY

THE WAY.

B) JUSTIN BIEBER SPENT 75 GRAND

AT A MIAMI STRIP CLUB DURING LIL

SCRAPPY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

>> OR C) JUSTIN BIEBER DRINKS

THE "CHAMPAGNE OF SIZZURP"?

YES, BRIAN POSEHN.

>> IT'S PROBABLY B, BUT I THINK

"A" IS FUNNIER BECAUSE IT

SAYS "DICK PICS."

>> SO YOU WANT TO GO WITH "A"?

LET'S FIND OUT.

OUR CORRECT ANSWER IS IN FACT...

B-- JUSTIN BIEBER SPENT 75 GRAND

AT A MIAMI STRIP CLUB DURING

LIL SCRAPPY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

AL, HAVE YOU WRITTEN ANY JUSTIN

BIEBER PARODY SONGS, AND IF

SO, WHAT WOULD THEY BE CALLED?

>> YOU KNOW, CHRIS, I RESPECT

JUSTIN BIEBER WAY TOO MUCH

AS AN ARTIST TO EVER WANT TO

DENIGRATE HIS WORK LIKE THAT, I

AM SURPRISED YOU EVEN ASKED.

>> Chris: I'M SO SORRY.

>> I WROTE ONE FOR AL.

SINCE THE ONLY SONG I KNOW

IS "BABY, BABY, BABY."

>> Chris: OKAY, SO BEFORE YOU

SAY WHAT IT IS, BECAUSE IT'S AL,

I'M GOING TO ALLOW... AL CAN

DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT YOU GET

POINTS FOR THIS.

>> ALL RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)

>> GRAVY, GRAVY, GRAVY.

>> IT'S BRILLIANT!

POINTS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: BRIAN POSEHN GETS 100

WEIRD AL ADMINISTERED POINTS.

>> BRIAN, WERE YOU JUST READING

YOUR DINNER MENU?

>> Chris: OH, POINTS FOR

SCOTT AUKERMAN.

>> POINTS?

>> Chris: RIGHT.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT, (BLEEP)

POINTS FOR WEIRD AL FOR BEING

WEIRD AL, 100 POINTS.

I AM FEELING MIGHTY GENEROUS

WITH THE POINTS TODAY.

ALL RIGHT.

AMERICA'S FAVORITE NON-AMERICAN

MAYOR, ROB FORD, IS BACK IN THE

NEWS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THAT'S RIGHT.

HE IS YOUR (BLEEP) PROBLEM,

TORONTO, HE CANNOT BE STOPPED,

HE CAN ONLY HOPE TO BE

CONTAINED.

WELL, GAWKER UNEARTHED NEW

VIDEO OF THE TORONTO MAYOR IN A

FAST-FOOD RESTAURANT FREESTYLING

IN WHAT SOUNDS LIKE A BAD

JAMAICAN ACCENT, I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DECIDE.

>> (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(LAUGHTER)

>> IS THAT A BAD JAMAICAN

ACCENT OR A GOOD CANADIAN

ACCENT?

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: I'LL GIVE YOU

POINTS FOR THAT, 100 POINTS.

SO COMEDIANS, FOR 500 POINTS

APIECE, PLEASE GOOGLE-TRANSLATE

WHAT ROB FORD IS SAYING.

SCOTT AUKERMAN.

>> ALSO, IF THE HOOKER'S

A COP, SHE HAS TO TELL YOU IF

YOU ASK.

>> Chris: I WILL GIVE YOU 500

POINTS FOR THAT, SURE.

THAT'S JUST GOOD ADVICE, TOO.

AL.

>> I AM ROB FORD AND I APPROVE

OF THIS MESSAGE.

(APPLAUSE)

AND ALSO COCAINE.

>> Chris: AND ALSO COCAINE.

500 POINTS, WEIRD AL.

YES, BRIAN POSEHN.

>> I THINK HE IS JUST ORDERING

FOOD.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

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