Rapid Refresh - Brian Sings Bieber

  • Season 1, Ep 01010
  • 01/21/2014
  • Views: 1,398

Scott Aukerman, "Weird Al" Yankovic and Brian Posehn discuss the latest Justin Bieber headlines, and Brian sings his own parody song. (3:51)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEAD LINES, IT'S RAPID REFRESH!

>> THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ INWITH A CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100

POINTS.

THE INTERNET WAS OVER FLOWINGWITH WILDLY UNSUBSTANTIATED

STORIES ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBERDISGUISED AS NEWS.

>> I AM NOT SURE WHAT YOU AREREACTING TO.

WAS IT JUST THAT GENERAL FEELINGOF INTENTIONAL DISCOMFORT YOU

FEEL.

>> AND JUSTIN BIEBER IS IN THENEWS.

>> OH.

>> WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT PICTUREOF ELLEN DEGENERES?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> POINT WELL-TAKEN.

>> WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING REAL,MOST LIKELY FAKE, BUT

100 PERCENT ALLEGED JUSTINBIEBER STORIES WAS GOOGLE NEWS

TOP JUSTIN BIEBER STORY TODAYWAS IT A JUSTIN BIEBER GOT IN A

TEXT MESSAGE FIGHT WITH SELENAGOMEZ AND EXTENT HER DICK PICKS?

>> THESE ARE ALL STORIES, BY THEWAY.

>> JUSTIN BIEBER SPENT 75 GRANDAT A MIAMI STRIP CLUB DURING LIL

SCRAPPY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

>> OR C, JUSTIN BIEBER DRINKSTHE CHAMPAGNE OF CITIZEN CITIZEN

CHANNEL.

>> YES, UPON POSEHN.

>> I THINK B, BUT I WILL SAY ABECAUSE DICK PICKS IS FUNNIER.

>> IT IS ACTUALLY B.

AND SPENT A FORTUNE AT LILSCRAPPY'S BIRTHDAY PARTIES.

>> IF YOU WERE TO PARODY ABIEBER SONG WHAT WOULD IT BE.

>> I RESPECT JUSTIN BIEBER TOOMUCH AS AN ARTIST TO EVER WANT

TO DENIGRATE HIS WORK LIKE THAT,I AM SURPRISED YOU WOULD ASK.

>> I'M SO SORRY.

>> I WROTE ONE FOR AL.

>> IT IS THE ONLY SONG I KNOW ISBABY, BABY, BABY.

>>>> BECAUSE IT IS AL I AM GOING

TO ALLOW AL CAN DECIDE WHETHERYOU GET POINTS FOR THIS.

ALL RIGHT.

>> GRAVY, GRAVY, GRAY I HAVE.

>> GRAVY.

..

[ APPLAUSE ]>> 100 WEIRD AL ADMINISTERED

POINTS.

>> WERE YOU JUST READING YOURDINNER MENU?

>> OH, THANKS FOR STANDING UPFOR HIM.

>> AND YOU KNOW WHAT (BLEEP) IT.

100 POINTS! I AM FEELING MIGHTYGENEROUS WITH THE POINTS TODAY.

>> ALL RIGHT.

AMERICA'S FAVORITE NONAMERICANMAYOR ROB FORD IS BACK IN THE

NEWS!

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

HE IS YOUR (BLEEP) PROBLEM,TORONTO, HE CAN'T BE STOPPED BUT

ONLY HOPE TO BE CONTAINED.

>> HIS NEW VIDEO OF THE TORONTOMAYOR FREE STYLING IN WHAT

SOUNDS LIKE A BAD JAMAICANACCENT, I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DECIDE.

>>>> IS THAT A BAD JAMAICAN ACCENT

OR A GOOD CANADIAN ACCENT?

>> 100 POINTS.

>> SO COMEDIANS FOR 500 POINTSAPIECE, PLEASE GOOGLE TRANSLATE

WHAT ROB FORD IS SAYING.

>> SCOTT AUKERMAN.

>> ALSO, WITH THE HOOKERS ANDTHE COPS, SHE HAS TO TELL YOU IF

YOU ASK.

>> I WILL GIVE YOU 500 POINTSFOR THAT.

>> THAT IS GOOD ADVICE, TOO.

>> AL.

>> I AM ROB FORD AND I APPROVEOF THIS MESSAGE.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> 500 POINTS, WEIRD AL.

POSEHN.

>> I THINK HE IS JUST ORDERINGFOOD.

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