I've been thinkingabout getting Lasik surgery,
so I've been watching some ads.
You know, I saw an ad:$295 per eye.
That seems a little bit low.Right?
I'm not into bargain surgery.
You know,I don't need to coupon clip
for anything that involvesa laser and my eyeball.
Here's the other thing:$295 per eye?
Who's not gettingthe whole package?
Are you telling methere's a lot of people
walking into the Lasik place,walking out
like Popeyeuntil the paycheck comes in?
Yeah, I can only affordto fix one. That's it.
Could you move over to my righta little bit, please?
Just your left.
I lost a lot of this over here.
I did that joke once,
a woman in the audienceyelled out,
"I just had one eye done."
Like that.She was for real.
She had one eyesurgically corrected
for long-distance vision.
She kept the other eyefor nearsighted vision.
Yeah, what kind of tortureare you living in?
I'm reading, I'm reading,I'm reading, I'm driving.
I'm driving, I'm driving,I'm driving, I'm driving,
I'm reading again.
I'm reading, I'm driving,
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