All-Time Legend Status

  • Season 4 , Ep 6
  • 02/26/2014
  • Views: 7,559

The guys' new fraternity brother friend promises to usher them through Kappa Zeta Nu initiation, as long as they can prove that they belong in "the zoo." (1:33)

ANDERS!'SUP, YOU LEGO HEAD?

AHH!- OW.

- BLAKE!

CARROT TOP,MORE LIKE CARROT BOTTOM.

[laughing]- HEY!

- LIKE HE TAKES ITUP THE BUTT.

[laughter]

OH, HEY.YOU'RE HERE?

- I PROBABLY LOOK LIKE I TAKE ITUP THE BUTT TOO, RIGHT?

- NO, MAN, YOU'RE FINE.

COME ON, DUDES!BAR GOLFING DAY!

SUNDAY FRATERNITY TRADITION.

- YOU'RE COOL, DUDE.

- I HAPPEN TO HAVEALL-TIME LEGEND STATUS

OVER AT KAPPA ZETA NU,AKA "THE ZOO."

- [laughing]NOT BAD.

- INITIATION NIGHT'SCOMING UP,

AND I CAN PROBABLY GETYOU DICK SLAPS IN,

DEPENDING ON HOW COOLYOU ARE.

- ARE YOU SERIOUS?- WE'RE COOL, MAN.

WE'RE SO COOL.- WE'RE COOL.

- WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?

- YOU JUST HAVE TO PROVE THATYOU ANIMALS BELONG IN THE ZOO.

NOW SUIT UP!

WE'RE ABOUT TO TEE OFFFOR THE U.S. BROPEN.

- OH, THAT SOUNDS FUN.

I'VE GOT THAT HAPPY GILMORE,LIKE, HOCKEY PUTTER THING.

- OH, CLASSIC MOVIE!- YEAH.

- IT IS.- "THE PRICE IS WRONG, BITCH!"

"A WARM GLASSOF A-SHUT THE HELL UP!"

[laughter]

"WHY DON'T YOU GOTO YOUR HOME?"

- THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART.

- YOU GOTTA GET THAT CLUB.

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.BUT, UH...

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINKIT MIGHT BE AT THE OFFICE.

OR IS IT IN THE 'VO?HAVE YOU GUYS--

- HEY!- I DON'T KNOW.

- DRINK WHILE YOU THINK.

THAT'S MY MAIN RULE.- COOL RULE.

[laughing]ALL RIGHT!

- I ALREADY DRANKALL MINE, MAN.

- MM.

- LIKE, THE WHOLE TIMEI'M THINKING?

- YOU DIDN'T STOP THINKING,DID YOU?

- OKAY.

- RULES MAKE DRINKINGSO FUN.

FORE!

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