The "Son of Zorn" Cast Snoops Through Your Stepdad's Search History

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Cheryl Hines, Johnny Pemberton and Artemis Pebdani of "Son of Zorn" imagine the ridiculous questions a stepdad would ask the internet. (2:12)

Our panel tonightis from Son of Zorn.

It's a hard-hitting drama abouta family shattered by divorce

trying to deal witha new stepfather.

Let's quietly and somberlytake a look at the clip.

(laughing)

What do you think?It's all yours.

(screeches)

Wait, this is for me?

Now, look, it's an older model,

so it's gonna have someparasites living in its flesh.

But the talonsare still razor-sharp

and it handles greaton murder swoops.

(cheering, applause)

Who would not wantJason Sudeikis as their dad

who they seeon alternate Wednesdays?

After seeing that, we decideddivorce was pretty funny.

My parents were divorced,

your parentsare probably divorced.

Who the (bleep)even married anymore

for more than a couple of years?

Except for us, sweetie,it's gonna work.

That's why...

(cheering, applause)

Well, we just got married, so...

Oh, that's amazing.

That's why tonight's speed game

is Things In Your Stepdad'sSearch History.

Answers may include

"effective untraceabletrophy wife poison"

or "Dockers factory outletthree-mile radius,"

I'm gonna put 60 seconds onthe clock, and begin. Artemis.

You're not my real dad,perfect response.

Points.Cheryl Hines.

How much Viagrais too much Viagra?

Points. Artemis.

Sister Christian guitar tabs.

Points.

-Cheryl. -Can you get gonorrheafrom a Porta Potti

at the Hall & Oates concert?

Points. Artemis.

Is Tommy Bahama cool again yet?

Points.

Johnny Pemberton.

Does semen contain DNA?

Points. Cheryl Hines.

Naughty golf caddies.

Yes, points. Johnny Pemberton.

-Cheryl Hines feet pics.-(Hines gasps) -Points.

-There are... there arefeet pics. -That's probably

-a real one. That's probablya real one. -That's real. It is!

-Yeah, that's a real one.-It's gross. I'm sorry.

Oh, that is. That's, like,second when you search

-your name. I looked it up.-Artemis. Artemis.

Um, Ashley Madison, notthe person, the (bleep) site.

Yes, points. Johnny.

Shark versus bear video--real or fake?

Points. Artemis.

Barack Obamabirth certificate official.

All right, points. Johnny.

Am I the father?

Points.

Yes, Artemis.

Please make more NYPD Blue.

Okay, perfect. Johnny.

HINES: It was a good show.It was a good show.

Uh, at what age do kidsstart remembering things?