Dan Cummins - Plan

  • Season 12 , Ep 2
  • 01/11/2008
  • Views: 24,310

Dan Cummins has a plan to increase the strength of our military and end homelessness. (1:08)

ARIGHT, I WANNA SHARESOME PLANS WITH YOU GUYSI'VE BEEN WORKING ON.

I'VE BEEN THINKING OF WAYSTO MAKE OUR COUNTRY STRONGER.

LIKE, I THOUGHT OF A WAY TO ENDHOMELESSNESS AND HELP

INCREASE THE STRENGTH OF OURMILITARY PRESENCE OVERSEAS.

[LAUGHTER, OH'S & APPLAUSE]

I FEEL LIKE YOU KNOW THIS PLAN.

ONE MOVE: IT'S HIGH TIME WESTART DRAFTING HOMELESS PEOPLE

INTO SPECIAL MILITARYDISTRACTION BATTALIONS.

THINK ABOUT IT. WHEN THE ENEMYSEES THOUSANDS OF CRAZY DUDES

SCRAMBLIN' ACROSSTHE BATTLEFIELD WEARINGCAMEL ALUMINUM-FOIL HATS

AND MOON BOOTS,THEY'RE GONNA BE DISTRACTED.

AND THAT'S WHEN WECLUSTER-BOMB THE WHOLE AREA,

'CAUSE WHO CARES ABOUTCOLLATERAL DAMAGE?

THEY'RE NOT EVEN REAL PEOPLE.[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER, OH'S ANDSCATTERED APPLAUSE]

- Audience Member: YEAH!- [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

THAT-- THAT JOKE WAS CALLED"TAKING IT TOO FAR."

[LAUGHTER]

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