Don't Forget: Donald Trump Wants to Bang His Daughter

December 8, 2015 - Tom Perez 12/08/2015 Views: 637,873

Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump has an extensive and unsettling history of hitting on his own daughter Ivanka Trump. (5:35)

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NOW, WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUTDONALD TRUMP AND HOW NOTHING HE

SAYS OR DOES SEEMS TO BE OVERTHE LINE FOR HIS SUPPORTERS.

BUT THERE IS ONE THING THAT IBELIEVE MIGHT FINALLY MAKE EVEN

THE MOST ARDENT TRUMP FANS THINKTWICE ABOUT VOTING FOR HIM.

IT'S THE SUBJECT OF OUR NEWSEGMENT, DON'T FORGET, DONALD

TRUMP WANTS TO BANG HISDAUGHTER.

(LAUGHTER)

NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RETHINKING!

HOLD ON, TREVOR...

DONALD TRUMP DOESN'T WANT TOBANG HIS DAUGHTER.

HE COULD HAVE ANY WOMAN IN THEWORLD WHO NEEDS A GREEN CARD.

BUT I'M TELLING YOU, DONALDTRUMP DOES WANT TO BANG HIS

DAUGHTER, IVANKA TRUMP.

BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

UNLIKE MOST OF THE CLAIMS TRUMPMAKES, I CAN ACTUALLY BACK THIS

UP.

>> DO YOU KNOW WHO'S ONE OF THEGREAT BEAUTIES OF THE WORLD

ACCORDING TO EVERYBODY AND IHELPED CREATE HER?

>> WHO?

>> IVANKA.

MY DAUGHTER IVANKA.

>> SHE IS, YEAH.

>> SHE'S SIX FEET TALL, SHE'SGOT THE BEST BODY --

>> YEAH, SHE'S HOT.

>> Trevor: NOW, AGAIN, I KNOWWHAT YOU'RE THINKING -- OKAY,

TREVOR, SURE, DONALD TRUMPCOMPLIMENTED HIS DAUGHTER'S BODY

IN A VERY DISTURBING WAY BUTTHAT DOESN'T MEAN HE WANTS TO

HAVE UNNATURAL SEXUALINTERCOURSE WITH HER.

(LAUGHTER)

MAY I THEN PRESENT TO YOUEXHIBIT B, AN 2006 APPEARANCE ON

"THE VIEW"!

THE DISCUSSION HERE IS ABOUTWHETHER IVANKA, WHO IS NEXT TO

HIM, WOULD EVER POSE FORPLAYBOY.

>> I DON'T THINK IVANKA WOULD DOTHAT INSIDE THE MAGAZINE,

ALTHOUGH SHE DOES HAVE A VERYNICE FIGURE.

I'VE SAID IF IVANKA WEREN'T MYDAUGHTER PERHAPS I WOULD BE

DATING HER.

>> Trevor: WHOA!

WAIT, WHAT?

WOW...

IVANKA MUST SPEND A LOT OF MONEYON THERAPY SESSIONS.

HERE'S MY IMPRESSION OF HERTHERAPIST.

HELLO, BOAT STORE?

YOUR LARGEST BOAT, PLEASE.

YEAH, I CAN AFFORD IT.

(LAUGHTER)

BY THE WAY, THIS WAS NOT THEONLY TIME THAT TRUMP PUBLICLY

DAY DREAMED ABOUT HOW MUCHHE WOULD ENJOY SEX WITH IVANKA

WERE IT NOT FOR THE TRAGIC FACTHE IS HIS DAUGHTER.

JUST A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO,ROLLING STONE QUOTED HIM AS

SAYING, SHE'S REALLY SOMETHING,AND WHAT A BEAUTY, WHAT A BEAUTY

THAT ONE.

IF I WEREN'T HAPPILY MARRIEDAND, YOU KNOW, HER FATHER...

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO GRATEFULFOR AN ELLIPSIS IN MY LIFE.

(APPLAUSE)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHINYGOLD THING DISTRACTED DONALD

FROM FINISHING THAT SENTENCE,BUT I'M GLAD IT DID.

AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, WHENYOU'RE RANKING THE REASONS YOU

WOULDN'T BANG YOUR OWN DAUGHTER,THE FACT THAT YOU'RE HER FATHER

SHOULD BE AT THE VERY TOP OFTHAT LIST, NOT NUMBER TWO AFTER

I'M MARRIED!

TOP OF THE LIST.

ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUTIT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THERE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE A LIST!

YOU SHOULDN'T NEED A LIST!

NOBODY ASKED YOU TO MAKE A LIST!

WHY ARE YOU MAKING A LIST?!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ONCE YOU KNOW THAT TRUMPBADLY WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX

WITH HIS DAUGHTER, EVENCOMPLETELY NON-SEXUAL THINGS HE

SAYS ABOUT HER COME OUT SOUNDINGEXTREMELY GROSS.

>> IF I PUT IVANKA IN JUST ABOUTANY POSITION YOU NAME, SHE WOULD

DO A GREAT JOB.

>> Trevor: NOW, I KNOW HE'STALKING ABOUT LEGITIMATE

POSITIONS IN HISADMINISTRATION -- SECRETARY OF

STATE, SECRETARY OF ENERGY,REVERSE COWGIRL --

(LAUGHTER)

OH, DID I -- SORRY.

SORRY.

AND, BY THE WAY -- BY THE WAY,EVE NOTHING AGAINST IVANKA

TRUMP.

FRANKLY, WE'RE SORRY ABOUTDRAGGING HER INTO THIS MESS

BECAUSE SHE SEEMS LIKE ANINTELLIGENT, SANE WOMAN WITH

SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEXUALPREFERENCES.

TAKE FOR INSTANCE THIS JOINTINTERVIEW IVANKA AND DONALD DID

ON THE WENDY WILLIAMS SHOW IN2013.

>> WE WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUTYOU SO WE PLAY FAVE FIVE.

I'LL ASK THE QUESTION AND IVANKAYOU ANSWER FIRST AND DAD YOU

ANSWER ALSO.

IVANKA WHAT'S THE FAVORITE THINGYOU HAVE IN COMMON WITH YOUR

FATHER?

>> EITHER REAL ESTATE OR GOLF.

>> Trevor: THERE.

THERE, YOU SEE?

HER FAVORITE THINGS IN COMMONWITH HER DAD IS REAL ESTATE OR

GOLF -- TOTALLY WHOLESOME,NORMAL ANSWERS THAT DON'T MAKE

ME WANT TO PUKE FOREVER.

OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW DID HERFATHER ANSWER THE QUESTION?

>> EITHER REAL ESTATE OR GOLF.

DONALD?

WITH YOUR DAUGHTER?

>> WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SEX,BUT I CAN'T RELATE THAT TO HER.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

>> Trevor: WELL, I WAS GOING TOSAY SEX BUT I COULDN'T SAY THAT

TO HER...

UNLESS SHE'S COOL WITH IT.

OKAY, YOU'RE NOT COOL, THEN JUSTGO.

GOLF THEN SEX -- OKAY, OKAY,JUST GOLF.

WHATEVER.

YOU KNOW, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKEJUST A MOMENT HERE IF I MAY TO

TALK TO EVERYONE AT HOME.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGERAND YOUR DAD SAID EMBARRASSING

THINGS IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOUWOULD BE, LIKE, OH, DAD!

YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING!

I HATE YOU!

CALL YOUR DAD TONIGHT --

(LAUGHTER)

-- TELL HIM YOU NEVER TRULYAPPRECIATED WHAT A GOOD DAD HE

WAS AND THANK HIM FOR NEVERANNOUNCING ON NATIONAL

TELEVISION THAT HE WISHES HECOULD BANG YOU, UNLIKE DONALD

TRUMP!