Russ Meneve - International Relations

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 4,489

(Russ Meneve)A LOT OF THESE COUNTRIESHATE US, RIGHT?

IT'S NOT JUSTTHE MIDDLE EAST.

WHO ELSE?

WE DROPPED THOSEBOMBS IN JAPAN.

NOW THEY'RE USING THEIRSUPER HOTDOG-EATINGPOWERS AGAINST US.

HOW ANNOYING IS THAT?

AND RUSSIA ALWAYS HATEDUS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHO CARES ABOUT RUSSIA?

WHAT DID THEY EVERGIVE US, REALLY?

THAT STINKING DRESSING?

WE HAD KETCHUPAND MAYONNAISE THEWHOLE TIME, PEOPLE.

BUT THE ENGLISHARE ON OUR SIDE.

BUT YOU ALWAYS GOT TOQUESTION THEM, RIGHT?

'CAUSE IF YOU LOOK BACKTO THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR,

THEY COULD THINKOF THE GUN,

BUT THEY COULDN'TTHINK OF CAMOUFLAGE.

ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?

HERE, BOB, TAKE THIS GUN.

YOU CAN KILL A MANFROM 200 YARDS AWAY.

BUT FIRST, BEFORE YOU GO IN,PUT THIS THREE-FOOT HAT ON,

BLARING RED COAT

AND WHITE KNICKERS.

YEAH, AND BEAT THIS DRUM ONYOUR WAY INTO THE FOREST.

OH, MY GOD,THEY'RE CHEATING!

STOP PLAYING THATFLUTE, NIGEL!

THEY'RE CHEATING!

THOSE WERE SOME PRIMITIVEWEAPONS BACK THEN, HUH?

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A BADGUN WHEN YOU HAVE A KNIFE

GLUED ON THE END OF IT.

THAT'S A BAD GUN, RIGHT?

HERE'S YOUR GUN, BUDDY.

THERE'S A KNIFE ONTHE END JUST IN CASE

YOU DON'T HAVE ANHOUR AND A HALF TOLOAD YOUR NEXT BULLET.

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