Joey Vega - Safe Playgrounds

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 13,169

The playgrounds used to be metal. (1:12)

(Joey Vega)WE PROTECT OURKIDS TOO MUCH.

YOU EVER SEE THE PARKS,EVER GO TO THE PARK?

THE PARKS,EVERYTHING'S PLASTIC,

THE SWINGS ARE PLASTIC.

THEY USED TO BE METALWHEN I WAS A KID,

EVERYTHINGWAS METAL, RIGHT?

THE CHAIN LINK, RIGHT?

AND THE ONE LINKWAS HALFWAY OPEN, WEDIDN'T CARE, THOUGH,

WE WERE JUST...

RAHHHHHHHH!

THE SLIDES, YOUEVER SEE THE SLIDES?

THEY'RE LIKE THIS HIGH,PLASTIC, AND SPIRAL,

SO THEY CAN'T PICK UPSPEED GOIN' DOWN.

WHEN I WAS A KIDTHE SLIDE WAS,

WHAT, FOUR STORIES HIGH?

THAT'S RIGHT, FOURSTORIES HIGH, THAT'S--

AND YOU HAD TO CLIMBUP LIKE A FIREMAN.

AAAAGHHHH, AAAGGHHH!

COME ON, COME ON!

AGGGHHHH!

AND YOU ALWAYS BUMPYOUR SHIN ON THAT LASTMETAL RUNG, RIGHT?

AGGGHHHH!

AND THAT SLIDE--IT WAS METAL

SITTING IN THESUN FOR NINE DAYS!

THERE WAS NO NIGHTTIMEWHEN I WAS A KID.

IT WAS JUST DAYLIGHT.

THAT WAS A GIANT SKILLET--THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS.

AND THEN, GOD FORBIDYOU HAD SHORTS ON,

IT'LL BUMP,BUMP, BUMP, BUMP.

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