Deon Cole - Traveling

  • Season 11 , Ep 14
  • 03/08/2007
  • Views: 9,328

Alaskan couples are very interracial. (1:45)

- YAH-WHO! - AH YEAH, UM.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THEY TREATED ME BAD DOWN THERE, REAL BAD.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS HOTEL ROOM THEY PUT ME IN.

PUT ME IN A MEXICAN SUPER EIGHT

- CALLED THE GRANDE OCHO. - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

EVERYTHING IN MY ROOM WAS CHAINED DOWN.

I COULDN'T EVEN PULL MY SHEETS BACK.

THEY WAS CHAINED DOWN IN THERE.

DID A SHOW IN ALASKA. TRIPPED ME OUT IN ALASKA.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOWTHERE WAS BLACK PEOPLE UP THERE.

AND THEY SLEEPIN' WITH EVERYBODY IN ALASKA. I MEAN EVERYBODY.

THEY GOT LIKE INTERRACIAL COUPLES UP THERE.

ALL DAY LONG I SAW KOREANS WITH BLACKS,

I SAW ALASKANS WITH BLACKS. I MEAN THEY UP THERE DOIN' IT.

I COULD HAVE SWORE I SAW A DOG WITH BIG LIPS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SAW THIS UGLY LADY IN AN AIRPORT COMIN' DOWN HERE.

I AIN'T ONE TO TALK ABOUT UGLY PEOPLE, BUT AS SOON AS I SAW HER

I JUST STARTED FROWNIN' UP.

WHAT WAS SO CRAZY IS SHE CAUGHT ME FROWNIN',

SO I HAD TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE THAT'S THE WAY I ALWAYS LOOK.

SEEING HER I WAS LIKE, "EW." SHE WAS LIKE, "WHAT?"

- I WAS LIKE, "EH." - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I WAS LIKE"WOULD YOU GO SOMEWHERESO I COULD FIX MY FACE

- BACK UP PLEASE?" - [LAUGHTER]

YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING IN YOUR CLOSET YOU AIN'T WORE IN A WHILE.

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