Sheng Wang - Unsolicited Hot Dog

  • Season 3 , Ep 3
  • 08/03/2012
  • Views: 10,833

Sheng Wang realizes that he shouldn't be on the road. (1:26)

SO I MOVED TO NEW YORKBECAUSE DRUNK DRIVING IS BAD

AND HERE WE HAVEA LOT MORE OPTIONS.

I USED TO LIVE IN L.A.,AND ONE NIGHT I'M ON THE ROAD,

I WASN'T SURE THAT I WAS OKAYTO BE BEHIND THE WHEEL.

I'M AT AN INTERSECTION.

AN SUV PULLS UP

AND THESE BEAUTIFUL LATINASROLLED DOWN THE WINDOWS,

AND THEY'RE LIKE "HEY,DO YOU WANNA EAT A HOTDOG?"

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.

SO, I SAID, "YES."

THEY PASSED ME A REGULAR HOTDOG,DROVE OFF.

THIS IS WHERE THINGS GOT FREAKY

BECAUSE WITH NO HESITATION,WHATSOEVER,

I ATE THE WHOLE THINGIN MY CAR.

AT WHICH POINT I REALIZEDTHAT'S A PRETTY GOOD SIGN

I'M NOT OKAY TO BE ON THE ROADRIGHT NOW.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

I JUST RECEIVED AND CONSUMEDAN UNSOLICITED HOTDOG

FROM COMPLETE STRANGERSOUT OF A MOVING VEHICLE.

I JUST FAILED A VERY BIZARREFIELD SOBRIETY TEST.

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