Byron Bowers - New Emoticon

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 12/19/2013
  • Views: 4,715

Byron Bowers has an idea for a new emoticon that would express a very specific emotion. (1:48)

I'M A SPIRITUAL PERSON.I'M SPIRITUAL.

I DON'T KNOW WHY.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S BECAUSEI'M FROM THE BIBLE BELT

OR 'CAUSE I'M BLACKAND WE NATURALLY SCARED OF SHIT.

LIKE, WE FEAR GOD,GHOSTS, AND MAGIC.

YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN A BLACKMAGICIAN BEFORE, HAVE YOU?

YOU MIGHT SEE A BROTHERDO SOME CARD TRICKS,

BUT YOU AIN'T NEVER SEENA BROTHER RELEASE DOVES.

[imitatessound of flapping wings]

BROTHER PULL OUT A DOVE,IT'S A BAR OF SOAP.

HE TRYING TO SELL IT TO YOU."UH, LOOK HERE."

WHEN THEY GONNABRING SLAVERY BACK?

I'M TIRED OF LOOKINGFOR WORK. ANYBODY?

TOO SOON?

I THINK WE NEED A EMOTICONFOR THAT SLAVERY.

WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL?

BE LIKE, "HEY, MAN,MY BOSS JUST WALKED IN.

I GOTTA GO. SLAVERY FACE."

TO ME, MAN, SLAVERYPUT BLACK PEOPLE ON THE MAP.

BEFORE SLAVERY, NOBODY KNEWWHO WE WAS IN THE UNITED STATES.

WE WAS IN AFRICA.

THEN SLAVERY HAPPENED.BOOM! WE BLEW UP.

WE BECAME POPULARLIKE NEW TECHNOLOGY.

EVERYBODY WANTED ONE.

WE WAS THE iPHONEOF THE 1700s.

PEOPLE WOULD BRAG, LIKE,"YO, YOU KNOW,

"I JUST PICKED UPTHE NEW [bleep] YESTERDAY.

I WAITED IN LINE FOR 13 HOURS.IT WAS BLACK FRIDAY!"

SEE, WE WERE THE FIRST...

I SEE SOME OF Y'ALLAIN'T LAUGHING.

YOU LIKE, "I LIKE THIS JOKE,

"BUT I COULD NOT LAUGH AT IT

"'CAUSE THERE'SBLACK PEOPLE AROUND.

"BUT I'M FORCED TO SIT HEREAND LISTEN TO IT.

SLAVERY FACE."

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