2 (Part 2) - The Number 2

  • Ep 6
  • 03/18/2010
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Demetri explains the connection between the shape of the number 2 and what it means to be two. (3:53)

FOR INSTANCE, THE SHAPE OFTHE NUMBER 2 HAS A LOT TO SAY

ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE 2.LET'S JUST LOOK AT A 2.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SEE...

YOU.

(laughter)

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE OUT,LIKE, IN A BAR.

YOU'RE JUST HANGING OUT,AND SOMETHING CATCHES YOUR EYE.

(laughter)

YOU LOOK OVER,AND YOU SEE...

(laughter)

(applause)

A WOMAN.

YOU SEE THIS GIRL,AND YOU'RE STRUCK.

SO YOU START TO TALK TO HER,

KIND OF HIT IT OFF,

AND YOU ASK HER OUT.

YOU KNOW, YOU SAY, "DO YOU WANTTO GET SOME BEER AND PIZZA?"

(laughter)

SHE SAYS, "YES."

YOU GO OUT,AND YOU HIT THINGS OFF.

THINGS ARE GOING WELL.

IN FACT, THEY GO SO WELL...

(laughter)

YOU END UP HOOKING UP.(laughter)

TIME FLIES.

SUDDENLY, YOU'RE TOGETHERFOR 2 YEARS.

(laughter)

NOW YOU'RE LIVING TOGETHER.

YOU DECIDE, "HEY,LET'S TAKE A VACATION."

THINGS ARE GETTINGPRETTY SERIOUS.

SO YOU GO AWAYTO A TROPICAL ISLAND.

BUT LOOK,

SOMETIMES, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS,

AND YOU GOTTA SPICE UPTHE RELATIONSHIP, RIGHT?

SO YOU FIGURETHE VACATION WILL HELP.

THEN LIFE THROWS YOUA CURVEBALL.

THERE'S A SHARKWHEN YOU GO SCUBA DIVING.(laughter)

THE WATER'S PRETTY ROUGH.

(laughter)

YOU'RE SCARED.SHE'S FREAKING OUT.

YOU CAN'T EVEN GET TO HER.

SHE STARTS CRYING

AND SCREAMING FOR HELP.

(laughter)

BUT YOU'RE TOO FAR AWAY.YOU'RE NOT RIGHT THERE.

INSTEAD, SOME LOCAL DUDE...

IS RIGHT THERE TO HELP HER,

SOME GUY WITH, LIKE,KIND OF A HAIRY CHEST

AND A BIG CHIN.(laughter)

(laughter)

HE SWOOPS IN.

NOW HE'S, LIKE, INSERTED HIMSELFINTO THE VACATION.

YOU'RE TRYING TO PATCH THINGS UPWITH HER,

BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST,THE ROMANCE IS STARTING TO LAG.

YOU CAN'T FIND HER.

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HEREVERYWHERE NEAR THE RESTAURANT.

SHE'S DOWN ON THE BEACH...

KISSING THIS GUY.(laughter)

SHE SLIPS HIM THE TONGUE.

YOU'RE HEARTBROKEN.

(audience) AW.

(laughter)

SO YOU'RE LIKE,"SCREW THIS."

YOU BREAK UP WITH HER.

WHEN YOU GET BACK HOME,

YOU DO SOMETHING DRASTIC.

YOU GET A NEW HAIRCUT...(laughter)

CHANGE YOUR STYLE,YOU START WEARING WEIRD COLLARS.

I DON'T KNOW.(laughter)

YOU GET REALLY DISILLUSIONED

BECAUSE...

YOU THOUGHTYOU WERE IN LOVE.(woman) OH.

BUT YOU REALIZED THAT...

YOU'RE JUST ALONE.(laughter)

(applause)

BUT AFTER A WHILE,YOU TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS,

YOU GET BACK TO LIFE,

AND YOU REALIZE, "HEY,SO THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT."

BUT IT'S OKAY.

THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER FISHIN THE SEA, RIGHT?

(laughter)

(laughter)

AND THAT'S THE END.

(cheers and applause)

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