Marina Franklin - Haitian Boyfriend

Witty, Franklin, Hamilton, Shaw Season 8, Ep 0806 03/25/2005 Views: 18,151

Haitian men want you to stay home, cook, clean and have a big butt. (1:16)

SO I LOVE DOING THIS COMEDY

THING.

IT'S JUST IT'S HARD TO DO THIS

AND KEEP A MAN AT THE SAME TIME.

WHICH IS UNBELIEVABLE, 'CAUSE

LOOK AT ME.

I'M HOT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

I USED TO DATE THIS HAITIAN GUY.

HE COULDN'T STAND THE FACT THAT

I DID COMEDY.

YOU KNOW, HAITIAN MEN, THEY WANT

YOU TO STAY HOME, COOK, CLEAN,

HAVE A BIG BUTT.

I CAN'T DO ALL OF THAT AT THE

SAME TIME.

[LAUGHTER]

AND HE WAS ALWAYS YELLING AT ME.

HE WAS ALWAYS LIKE, [THICK

HAITIAN ACCENT] MARINA, DON'T

WRITE THIS THING YOU ARE DOING.

[LAUGHTER]

THIS COMEDY, YOU THINK YOU ARE

SO FUNNY.

SO HA, HA?

[APPLAUSE]

YOU NEED TO STAY HOME AND COOK.

YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF MY

ZUZU.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I WAS WITH HIM FOR A LONG TIME,

TOO, FOUR YEARS.

THAT'S A LONG TIME TO BE WITH

SOMEONE WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE HIM.

THAT'S LIKE, HOW THE HELL DID

THAT HAPPEN?

I ACTUALLY BACK TO LIKE THE

FIRST TIME WE WENT OUT.

AND I REMEMBER HIM SAYING TO ME,

MARINE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE WITH

ME-- FOREVER.

[LAUGHTER]

[BLOWING SOUND]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]