- It's great to be in Austin.
The last show I hadwas in Atlanta.
My travel agent made a mistakeand booked me
in a bad part of Atlanta...
That one is rightover the plate, that one.
That is straight show business,that one.
I don't know if you can picturethis friendly-faced fellow
in a bad part of Atlanta,but I was just like...
And I don't knowif you've ever been driving
around a sketchy neighborhood
and you do what I doand you start telling yourself
that it's you.
That you're judging theneighborhood inappropriately.
That's what I did.I was like, stop it.
It's different.I like it.
It's just different.
Thank you.What a vibrant community.
Check-cashing places?What a wonderful service.
Those should be everywhere.Thank you very much.
Oh, a Cash4Gold.Thank you so much.
Finally a place to get rid
of this goddamn chest of goldI have,
for I be a pirateback from voyage.
I knew it was a bad area,
because I saw a pimp.
It's 11:00 A.M.I saw a pimp.
How do I knowit was a pimp?
Picture a pimp.
You got him.
Don't alter your first draftof pimp in the least.
I saw a man head to toein a furry purple suit,
a glass canewith a living squid in it,
and Kung Lao's hatfrom Mortal Kombat.
I saw a pimp.
Like the idea of a manwho went
to a costume shop,rented the pimp,
and then proceededto actually pimp within it.
And then never return it,as is the pimp's way.