Uncensored - Kristen Schaal - Dancing Horse

Kristen Schaal: Live at the Fillmore Season 1, Ep 101 04/01/2013 Views: 4,363

Kristen Schaal introduces her charming special guest. (2:06)

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but it's clearly over.

Um...[audience "aws"]

So, this is the big finale.

This is a guest that I've hadflown in on an ar--

[sighs]Fuck.

[laughter]- [shouts]

[cheers and applause]

- No, no, no.

This is a special guest,

and I'm really luckyto have this guest,

and I'm sure you'll bedelighted when you meet

my dancin', charmin',disarmin' horse!

[variety show music]

[cheers and applause]

[laughter]

What?

[laughter]

[audience "ohs"]

Okay.So, um, no horse.

Uh...

The horse decided that he's

dropping out of show biztonight,

which is great timing.

I mean, he's alwayshad great timing,

but this is incredible.

Um, I don't knowwhat he's gonna do.

I mean, he's a horse.[laughing]

What's he gonna do?Go to law school?

I mean, he's a horse.

He has two options.

He can do show biz, or he cango to the glue factory.

We all wish we could wake upand not want to be in show biz,

but when you're a horse,you don't have options!

He's a horse!