Tony Roberts - Exit Row

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 01/26/2012
  • Views: 6,378

If Tony Roberts is on a plane that's going down, he's having sex with everybody he can get his hands on. (2:29)

I FLY ALL THE TIME.

I FLEW FROM LONDON TO L.A.,NONSTOP, 12 HOURS ON THE PLANE.

I TOOK TWO TYLENOL PMs--YOU EVER HAD THIS?

JESUS!

THAT'S THE STRONGESTSHIT IN THE WORLD.

YOU DON'T GET NO WARNING,NO YAWN OR NOTHIN'.

I'M SITTIN' THERE--I WAS TALKIN' TO THIS LADY.

"YEAH, NO--" I WOKE UP ONANOTHER GUY'S CHEST LIKE THIS.

I SAID, "WHAT THE FUCK!"

THREE OF MY BUTTONSUNBUTTONED.

"NOW, THIS IS BULL SHIT!"

I AIN'T SITTIN'THERE NO MORE.

I HELPIN' THE LADY GIVEOUT DRINKS IN THE AISLE.

THERE YOU GO, RIGHT THERE.

SHE SAYS, "SIR, YOUDON'T HAVE TO DO THIS."

"YES, THE FUCK, I DO.

I'M ABOUT TO GET MOLESTED ANDAIN'T NOBODY SAYIN' NOTHIN'!"

I LIKE TO TWITTER AND BETWEETIN' ON THE PLANE.

TRYIN' TO GET THATLAST BIT IN THERE.

"CUT YOUR PHONEOFF, PLEASE."

"WAIT, I'M GONNA GET THIS."

A WHITE LADY SAY, "SIR,CUT YOUR PHONE OFF."

I SAY, "THIS AIN'T YOURFUCKIN' PLANE, BITCH."

"NOSY WHITE BITCH, 12B.

"ANGRY FACE."

THE SMALLEST PLACEIN THE WORLD,

THE AIRPLANE BATHROOM.

YOU EVER GO INTHIS BATHROOM?

AS SOON AS YOU GETIN THE BATHROOM,

EVERYTHING RIGHT HERE.

YOU TRY TO COME OUTTHE BATHROOM LIKE...

"I HATE THIS LITTLEASS BATHROOM."

THE LADY GONNA ASK ME,"ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME

"WITH THE DOOR IN CASE OFAN EMERGENCY?"

I'M IN THE EXIT ROW.

YOU EVER BEENIN AN EXIT ROW?

"ARE YOU GONNA HELPME WITH THE DOOR?"

"HELP YOU!

"BUT I THINK YOUGOT THE TRAININ'!

"I DON'T WORK HERE!"

SOON AS THIS PLANE STARTGOIN' DOWN, I CAN'T HELP YOU,

BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE HAVIN'SEX WITH EVERY WOMAN

I GET MY HANDS ONBEFORE WE BURN.

WHY-- I MEAN, "WE CRASHIN'!

"WE CRASHIN'!

"WE CRASHIN'!

"WE CRASHIN'!

"WE CRASHIN'!"

I'M EATIN' ASSAND EVERYTHING.

WHO GONNA TELLI ATE SOME ASS?

WE ABOUT TO DIE.

I'M GONNA BE HAVIN'SEX WITH ONE GIRL,

I'M GONNA HEAR THIS,"THIS IS YOUR PILOT.

"WE GAINED CONTROLOF THE PLANE.

"EVERYTHING OKAY."

"WHAT!

"SORRY, MA'AM--SORRY, MA'AM.

"SORRY-- SORRY.

"BITCH, I DIDN'TWANT YOU EITHER.

"I'M SORRY--I THOUGHT WE WAS DYIN'.

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