Wyatt Cenac - Gay Marriage

Season 1 , Ep 101 05/14/11 Views: 10,359

Wyatt Cenac has a problem with the "slippery slope" argument against same-sex marriage. (0:53)

THE TEA PARTY,

I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, THERE'S

A PART OF ME THAT FEELS LIKE,

OH, MAYBE WE HAVEN'T MADE

THAT MUCH PROGRESS.

LIKE, EVERYBODY ALWAYS TALKS

ABOUT ALL THIS PROGRESS WE MADE,

IT'S LIKE, MAYBE WE HAVEN'T,

'CAUSE STUFF LIKE THIS

STILL EXISTS.

WE'VE DEFINITELY MADE STRIDES.

WE'VE MADE STRIDES,

LIKE, WHEN A BLACK MAN CAN BE

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

AND TWO WHITE MEN

CAN'T MARRY EACH OTHER.

'CAUSE, LIKE,

MY UNCLE PETE SAID

THE WHITE MAN COULD DO

WHATEVER HE WANTED,

SO I ASSUMED TWO

WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE.

IT'S ALWAYS STRANGE

WHEN YOU TALK TO PEOPLE

WHO ARE AGAINST

GAY MARRIAGE,

AND THEY SAY, "WELL, IF YOU

LET GAY PEOPLE GET MARRIED,

WHAT'S TO STOP SOMEONE

FROM MARRYING A HORSE?"

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--

THE HORSE.

YOU THINK HORSES WANT

TO MARRY PEOPLE?

NO, HORSES ARE SLUTS.

MNH-MNH.

YOU CAN'T TURN A HORSE

INTO A HORSE-WIFE.

EVERY PIMP KNOWS THAT.

THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP STABLES.

UH!

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