Red Grant - Coming Out of the Chute

  • Season 13 , Ep 14
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 6,332

Red remembers the details of the day he was conceived. (1:39)

WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT,

MOST OF Y'ALL IN HERE --OR ALL Y'ALL IN HERE --

WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT,WAS THE FIRST SPERM TO THE EGG.

OUT OF MILLIONS OF SPERMS,YOUR ASS MADE IT FIRST.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU WAS WIGGLING YOUR ASS OFF.

I REMEMBER THAT DAYWHEN I CAME OUT THE CHUTE.

IT WAS A WARM, WET DAY IN MARCH

'CAUSE I WAS BORN IN DECEMBER.

I CAN REMEMBERTHE SPERM COMMANDER

COMING OUT LIKE,"ALL RIGHT, BOYS, HERE WE GO.

"THE FIRST ONE TO THE EGGGONNA LIVE

"AND THE REST OF Y'ALLGONNA DIE.

SO YOU ABOUT TOWIGGLE YOUR ASS OFF."

[ LAUGHTER ]

I REMEMBER FLOWINGTHROUGH THE FALLOPIAN TUBES.

AND I COULD SEE THE EGGON THE HORIZON.

I WAS LIKE -- IT WAS SHINY.

THERE WAS TWO OTHER SPERMSOUTSIDE THE EGG,

WAS FIGHTINGWITH EACH OTHER LIKE,

"GET AWAY FROM HERE,YOU WASTELESS NUT!"

"NO, YOU MOVE OUT THE WAY,YOU PREMATURE SPERM!"

THEY DIDN'T SEE ME COMING.

I WAS LIKE,"HERE I COME, EGGIE!"

[ GRUNTS ]

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S HOWI LOOKED WHEN I WENT THROUGH,

BUT THAT'S HOW I FELT.[ GRUNTS ]

I WAS IN THERE, YOU KNOW,SELLING IT,

GETTING MY CUTE FEATURES RIGHT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

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