Wanda Sykes - Kids Are Worth It

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 11/30/1998
  • Views: 9,826

Kids are great -- when they're someone else's. (2:20)

SO PEOPLE ARE TRYINGTO FORCE US TO HAVE KIDS.

LIKE WE'RE CHEATINGOR SOMETHING.

"HEY, YOU GOTTA HAVESOME KIDS, ALRIGHT ?

YOU GOTTAHAVE SOME KIDS... "

LET ME TELL YOU,THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING.

KIDS, THEY'RE A LOTTA WORK,BUT THEY'RE WORTH IT.

THEY'RE A LOTTA WORK,BUT THEY'RE WORTH IT.

BUT I NOTICED SOMETHING,

THEY NEVER LOOK YOUIN THE EYE WHEN THEY SAY IT.

IT'S ALWAYS, "KIDS,

THEY'RE A LOTTA WORK,BUT THEY'RE WORTH IT."

GOTTA GET A KID.

I TRY TO GET MY FRIENDSTO HANG OUT,

THE ONESWHO HAVE KIDS.

THEY NEVER WANNAHANG OUT WITH US.

IT'S LIKE, COME ON Y'ALL,LET'S HANG OUT.

"NO, NO, WE CAN'THANG OUT.

"WE'RE GONNA STAY HEREWITH THE KIDS TONIGHT.

"YEAH, YOU KNOW,THEY A LOT OF WORK,

"UH-HUH, BUTTHEY'RE WORTH IT.

"WE GOT TO STAY HEREWITH THE KIDS.

"MAYBE NEXT WEEKWE CAN HANG OUT OR SOMETHING.

"WHAT ?

"YOU GOING ONVACATION NEXT WEEK ?

"WELL, ISN'T THAT NICE,THAT'S JUST NICE.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?

"JAMAICA, WHOO, YEAH,THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

"WE STARTEDTO GO LAST YEAR,

"BUT BOBBYNEEDED BRACES.

"BOBBY SMILE ANDSHOW THEM JAMAICA, BABY,

"GO AHEAD, SEE ?

"WE RIGHT ON THE BEACH,LOOK AT THAT.

"YOU KNOW,THEY A LOT OF WORK,

BUT THEY'REWORTH IT, YEAH."

I HAVE NEPHEWS.

THEY LOVE SPENDING TIMEWITH US, THEY LOVE IT.

BECAUSE WE LET THEM DOWHATEVER THEY WANNA DO.

THEY'RE NOT OUR KIDS,WE DON'T CARE.

ONLY THINGI HAVE TO DO

IS KEEP YOU ALIVE,THAT'S IT.

THAT'S IT,THEY COME VISIT US,

"WHAT, NO DINNER ?ALRIGHT, FINE.

"ICE CREAM ALL DAY.HOW ABOUT THAT ?

"I DON'T HAVE TOCOOK A DAMN THING.

"JUST SCOOP IT OUT,EAT UP.

I DON'T PAY YOURDENTAL BILLS, I DON'T CARE."

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIMETHEY STAYED WITH US,

MY SISTER-IN-LAW CALLED US,IT WAS AFTER MIDNIGHT.

SHE'S LIKE, "DID YOUHAVE A HARD TIME

GETTING THEBOYS TO SLEEP ?"

"SLEEP, GIRL,WE SITTING UP,

DRINKING LIQUOR,PLAYING NINTENDO !"

THEY'RE NOT MY KIDS.

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