Robert Kelly - Video Games

  • Season 12 , Ep 22
  • 04/03/2008
  • Views: 54,984

Robert Kelly still plays video games in his socks and underwear. (1:47)

DO YOU HOW DISAPPOINTEDMY GIRL IS?

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]- GREAT, 8 OTHER NERDS

ARE WITH ME, GREAT. YOU KNOW HOWDISAPPOINTED MY GIRL IS?

THREE IN THE AFTERNOONI'M IN MY UNDERWEARAND SOCKS WITH A HEADSET

AND A MICROPHONE PLAYING OTHER9 YEAR-OLDS ON THE INTERNET.

MY GIRL GOTSO JEALOUS OF MY VIDEO GAMES,HER ADVICE WAS THIS.

SHE WAS LIKE,"WHY DON'T WE GET A VIDEO GAMETHAT WE CAN BOTH PLAY?"

- 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST.- [LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

I PLAY THIS,SO I DON'T HIT YOU.

THERE'S NO GAMEWHEN WE GO SHOPPING.

"WHOEVER GETS THE MOSTFOR THE LEAST WINS."

I'M A NINJA, BITCH.I'M DOING FLIPS.

I'M THROWING POISONED RICEFROM A TREE IN THE ATEE.

YOU EVER PLAY A VIDEO GAMEWITH YOUR GIRL?

I DON'T LIKE PLAYING 'CAUSESHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN.

"LET'S JUST HAVE FUN."NO. IT'S A NINJA GAME.I LEARN TECHNIQUE.

I'VE PLAYED FOR NINE MONTHS.PEOPLE KNOW MY NAME!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU EVER PLAY WITH YOUR GIRL?THEY'LL HIT ONE BUTTON 87 TIMES,

BECAUSE THEY LIKETHE COLOR ON THE REMOTE.

JUST, "OH, MY GOD, BLUE. YEAH."

- AND WIN EVERY GAME.- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

"I WON. YEAH, I'M A NINJA!"I GET MAD. YOU'RE NOT A NINJA!

I'M THE ONLY NINJA IN THE HOUSE!I DO FLIPS.

YOU KICKED MEIN THE SHIN 87 TIMES.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIMEYOU SHOW A NINJA MOVIE

WHERE THE NINJA DID THISTHE WHOLE FRIGGIN' TIME?

DO A FLIP, BITCH.L1, L2, TRIANGLE, TRY IT.

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