IGNything Goes! - I'm Not Circumcised

  • Season 1, Ep 01065
  • 05/14/2014
  • Views: 11,163

Chris reads Burnie Burns, Gus Sorola and Gavin Free two bizarre message board thread titles, and the comedians must guess which one is real. (2:14)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR OUR NEXT GAMEIGNYTHING GOES.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> BOARDS AT IGNYTHING.COM ARE

TEN PERCENT TALK OF GAMECONSOLES AND 90 PERCENT RANDOM

WEIRD STUFF SO I AM GOING TOREAD YOU 2 IGN MESSAGE BOARD

TITLES AND YOU GUESS WHICH ISREAL.

>> DOES ANYBODY KNOW THE LEGALPROCESS FOR BECOMING JEWISH?

>> GET CONVERTED.>> LET SATANISTS CONVERT YOU.

>> OR DO PEOPLE WHO ARE6"4' AND HIGHER SCARE YOU?

>> BURNIE.

>> I HAVE TO GO WITH PEOPLE, DOPEOPLE WHO ARE 6"4' AND HIGHER

SCARE YOU.

>> I AM SIX-5 AND MY HEIGHT HASSCARED A LOT OF PEOPLE I KNOW.

>> OH, MY GOD, PAC-MAN IS SIX-5.

>> I BET HE HAS OTHER ISSUESGOING ON BESIDES THE HEIGHT

>> THAT'S TERRIFYING PEOPLE.>> I LIKE THAT IT'S DOWN TO THE

INCH. IF YOU'RE 6"3' YOU'REABSOLUTELY FINE BUT 6"5'?

>> IT IS A MONSTER!

>> NEXT ONE, STRAIGHT UP, ISBROCCOLI HOT POCKETS THE

ANTI-CHRIST OR I NEVER GENUINELYPULLED MY FORE SKIN OVER,

FORESKIN OVER THE HEAD.

>> I'M GONNA GO WITH I HAVENEVER LEGITIMATELY PULLED MY

FORESKIN OVER THE HEAD.

>> THE QUESTION IS, DID YOU DOIT ILLEGITIMATELY.

>> I MEAN.

>> IT WAS WITH WIND ASSISTANCE.

>> WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, I DIDHAVE A LOT OF FORESKIN

QUESTIONS.

>> I DIDN'T PUT THEM ON THEINTERNET.

>> I FEEL LIKE -- I AM NOTCIRCUMCISED.

>> WHAT?

>> GET SOME SATANISTS INHERE AND CONVERT THIS MAN!

>> I JUST FELT LIKE IT WASN'TREALLY DOING WHAT IT SHOULD.

LIKE IT WASN'T REALLY COVERINGANYTHING.

>> YOU CAN KEEP TALKING BUTEVERYONE CAN'T HELP BUT PICTURE

YOUR DICK.

>> YOU ARE WELCOME.

>> OH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY CHECKOUT THE CORRECT ANSWER.

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, I HAVENEVER LEGITIMATELY PULLED --

>> I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT TOKNOW NICHOLAS CAGE DID NOT POST

THIS.

>> I NEVER WOULD LEGITIMATELYPULL MY FORESKIN OVER THE HEAD.

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