Gay Marriage

Season 2 , Ep 2 10/10/07 Views: 5,112

Laura and Jay agree that they can help Steve and Brian with their relationship troubles. (3:03)

TO WEAR THOSE HATSMADE OUT

OF BUNCHESOF GRAPES AND BANANAS?

WOULD YOU FOLLOW THAT LAW?

YES, I WOULD.LAWS HAVE REASONS!

THEY EXIST TO MAKE EVERYONE'S LIVES BETTER!

THAT'S WHY I DON'T BREAK THEM!

OKAY, WELL,I THINK WE'RE GONNA--

YOU DON'T BREAKANY LAWS?

NO.

YOU WANNA LOOKAT THAT LAMP

AND ANSWER THAT QUESTION AGAIN?

THAT LAW HASA MEDICAL EXCEPTION.

IS THERE A LAMP LAW?

DO YOU KNOWWHAT I THINK?

I THINK YOU JUSTDON'T EVER WANNA GET MARRIED!

YOU'RE USING THE STUPIDEST LAWIN THE WORLD

TO PROTECT YOUFROM SOMETHING THAT SCARES YOU!

HOMELESS MIKE?

SARAH SUNSHINE!NICE TO SEE YA.

WAIT.I'M CONFUSED.

YOU STARTED TALKING,AND YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR CHANGE.

AND WAIT--

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHERE AREYOUR SNEAKER TOILETS?

GONE.I'M NOT HOMELESS ANYMORE.

THAT'S AMAZING,HOMELESS MIKE.

ACTUALLY, IT'SJUST MIKE NOW.

WOW, HOW DID YOU DO IT?DID YOU WIN THE LOTTERY?

NO, I JUST GAVE UP CRACK.

OH, BUT THAT WASYOUR FAVORITE.

I KNOW.

I GOT REHABILITATED.

WHATEVER'S WRONG WITH YOU,

YOU JUST GO TO REHAB,AND THEY FIX IT.

AND THEN THE WHOLE WORLDGIVES YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.

AND YOU CAN GOTO REHAB FOR ANYTHING?

YEAH, WELL,ANYTHING BUT THIS...

WOW!

ISN'T THAT NEAT?

WELL, I THINK, UH,

LAURA AND ISHOULD BE TAKING OFF.

WHAT DO YOU THINK,SWEETIE?

NO, WE CAN STAYFOR A WHILE.

[sighs]

OOPS, I DROPPEDMY NAPKIN.

UH, DO YOU MIND GIVING MEA HAND PICKING IT UP?

NOT AT ALL.

ARE YOU INSANE?

I THINK WE CAN HELP THEM.

OUR RELATIONSHIPIS SO HEALTHY.

AND THEY STRUGGLE SO MUCH.

MAYBE WE CAN TEACHTHEM SOMETHING.

[sighs]

YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

I WISH EVERY MAN IN THE WORLDCOULD HAVE YOU,

SO THEY KNOWWHAT IT'D BE LIKE.

AND THEN ONCE THEY'VE ALLHAD A TURN,

THEY'D BRING YOU BACK TO ME.

YOU CAN BEMY VERY SPECIAL LADY FOREVER.

OH, JAY,THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.

[romantic music]

OH!

I LOVE YOU.

SO THAT'S REALLY THE ENDOF THIS CONVERSATION?

YOU'RE DONE?

CAKES ARE DONE.PEOPLE ARE FINISHED.

[Laura and Jay giggling]

SHE FOUGHT US,BUT WE GOT HER.

THAT'S IT.

[door slams]

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