Steve McGrew - Wal-Mart

  • Season 9, Ep 1
  • 09/24/2004
  • Views: 16,201

Steve only goes to Wal-Mart when he's feeling depressed. (1:50)

NEW YORK CITY.

TWENTY-FOUR HOUR CITY AND

YOU GUYS NEVER SLEEP.

I LOVE THAT, 24...

Y'ALL HAVE A 24 HOUR WAL-MART?

Audience: NO.

Steve McGrew: OH, THAT'S WHAT

YOU NEED.

I LOVE WAL-MART.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE STORE.

YEAH, I DON'T SHOP THERE.

I JUST GO THERE WHEN I'M

DEPRESSED.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU DON'T NEED PROZAC,

FIVE MINUTES IN THERE.

YOU'RE LIKE DAMN.

MY LIFE AIN'T THAT BAD, IS IT?

[LAUGHTER]

AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A WIFE

GOING, "PUT THAT DOWN,

WE CAN'T AFFORD NO TANG."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

"YOU DON'T NEED A NEW NASCAR

CALENDAR, JUST ASK THAT LADY

WHERE THE CREAM IS."

[LAUGHTER AND GROANING]

WHAT?

THIS IS THE TIME YEAR WAL-MART

JUST GETS UGLY YEAH.

IT WARMS UP.

PEOPLE START WEARING STUFF

THEY OUGHT NOT WEAR IN PUBLIC.

JUST 'CAUSE SOMETHIN'S IN STYLE

DOESN'T MEAN EVERYBODY OUGHT TO

WEAR IT, HUH?

I'M A FAN OF THE TUBE TOP,

BUT EVEN A TIRE HAS A PRESSURE

LIMIT.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

THIS GIRL HAD A TUBE TOP THAT

SAID "HOTTIE"...

AND I THINK THIS BITCH GOT A

GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR.

[LAUGHTER]

SWEATY MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BETTER

WORD, BUT...

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG SHE WAS BUT

SHE HAD A TUBE TOP WITH THOSE

LITTLE HIP HUGGERS.

LOOKED LIKE A CAN OF BISCUITS

POPPED OPEN!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND SHE HAD A BELLY BUTTON RING,

IF YOU WANT TO DRAW THE EYE IN.

IT WASN'T A RING.

IT WAS A SHOWER CURTAIN THING

ACTUALLY BUT...

[LAUGHTER]

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