I know a girl who's a tease,but she's not cute enough forthat.
So she's an "annoy."
At the battle of the bands,the loser's always the audience.
I lost my fog machine
'cause I left it runningfor too long.
I don't know how foggot associated with partying.
"This weather isway too dangerous to drive in.
You guys want to dance?"
I can move objects with my mindif I use my hands.
I want to fill a piñatawith actual animal guts.
That's what I calla surprise party, kids.
I said to my friend,"Hey,
can I ask youa trick question?"
He said, "No."I said, "Too late, bitch."
I've met peoplewho are passive-aggressive,
but I never met anyonewho was aggressive-passive.
"I don't want tacos!Maybe."
Most stick peopleare black.
When I was in high school,these twins got mono.
They got stereo.
I'm a man of my word,and that word is "unreliable."
When I take photos,I count to five.
'Cause that's when peoplestart getting real.
At one, they're like,"I'm gonna be in a photo.
I got a face idea.Okay, here it comes."
At two, "here it is."At three...
At four,"What's going on?"
At five, "What the fu--?"Snap.