JB Smoove - Playing a Villain

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JB Smoove wishes he could just pile drive people at will. (2:17)

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I PLAYED MY FIRST VILLAIN.

I ACTED THIS MOVIE,I PLAYED A VILLAIN.

SOMETHING COOL ABOUTBEING A EVIL ASS.

WISH I COULD DO THINGS AT WILL,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE, DO THINGS AT WILL,LIKE...

YOU KNOW WHATI WISH I COULD DO?

I WISH I COULD JUST, LIKE,PILE DRIVE SOMEBODY

ANY TIME I WANTED TO,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YEAH, I GAVE YOU--I GAVE YOU A FIVE.

YOU GAVE ME CHANGEFOR A ONE.

YEAH, LOOK IN THAT--IN THAT PILE OF ONES.

YOU'LL SEE A FIVE,YOU KNOW?

NO, NO, NO,LOOK, IT'S--NO.

COME ON, DOG.

COME ON, MAN.

CHECK THE PILE OF ONESAND GIVE MY CHANGE BACK.

OKAY.

[laughs]

AH, MAN,YOU A DAMN FOOL, MAN.

YOU DON'T GIVEMY GODDAMN CHANGE BACK,

WHOO!

YOU GOT ME TRIPPINGUP IN HERE!

[yells]

WHAT'S UP, GRANDMA,WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S UP, GRANDMA?

LOVE YOU, BABY.

HUH?WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, GRANDMA?

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?COME ON, COME ON, GRANDMA.

I'M SHOWING YOU SOME LOVE,GRANDMA.

GIVE ME SOME LOVE, GRANDMA,STOP PLAYING.

YOU JUST GOTOUT OF THE HOSPITAL,

YOU SHOULD BE FEELING--YOU KNOW, WHAT'S UP?

I CAME TO SEE YOU A FEW TIMES.WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU DON'T REMEMBER MECOMING TO SEE YOU?

NO, COME ON, GRANDMA.I AIN'T GO IN YOUR PURSE.

COME ON, GRANDMA.

[scoffs]

COME ON, GRANDMA,YOU TRIPPING UP IN HERE NOW.

COME ON.

I'M YOUR GRANDSON.

WHY AM I GO INYOUR GODDAMN PURSE FOR, GRANDMA?

COME ON, BABY.COME ON, GRANDMA.

COME--GRANDMA.

[laughs]

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