Neal Brennan - Pretending to Be Tall

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 101 01/18/2014 Views: 3,596

Neal Brennan wonders why women feel the need to act like they're tall. (0:59)

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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOTHAT'S CRAZIER

THAN ANY -- ANYTHING ELSETO BE CUTE?

PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE TALL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU'RE NOT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU'RE NOT TALLWHEN YOU'RE WEARING

YOUR -- YOU'RE WEARINGYOUR FAKE HEELS.

YOU -- IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOWTHE AVERAGE WOMAN'S

5 1/2 INCHES SHORTERTHAN THE AVERAGE GUY.

YOU FORGET THAT 'CAUSE THEY WEARHEELS ALL THE TIME.

YOU THINK YOUR GIRLIS LIKE AROUND YOUR HEIGHT,

UNTIL THE END OF THE NIGHTWHEN YOU GET HOME

AND REMEMBER HOW SHORT SHE ISWHEN SHE TAKES HER SHOES OFF.

LIKE,"WASN'T TONIGHT A FUN NIGHT?

"SUCH A FUN NIGHT.

WE SHOULD GO OUT TO THIS BARMORE OFTEN."

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE CONTINUE ]

"SUCH A FUN, FUN NIGHT."

"LOOK,I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM

AND TAKE OUT 60% OF MY HAIR."

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

"AND WHEN I COME BACK,WE NEED TO TALK

ABOUT YOU BEING MORE HONESTWITH ME."

[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]