The Wayne Brady Show - Uncensored

  • Season 2 , Ep 12
  • 04/07/2004
  • Views: 928,528

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? (2:59)

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- DAVE, I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN,

I'M REALLY HAPPYTO BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU.

THIS IS NICE.

- OH, MAN,IT'S JUST BEEN GREAT, MAN.

- WELL, SAME HERE, MAN.

YOU BUSY WITH YOUR SHOW.I GOT MY STUFF.

THIS IS REALLY COOL.

- YEAH, MAN, YOU SEE,THAT'S THE THING

WITH BLACK ACTORS, MAN.

WE NEED TO JUST UNIFY.WE CAN'T JUST BE OUT LIKE--

- EXACTLY.

- HEY, HOLD UP, WAYNE,I THINK YOU PASSED OUR TURN.

THE RESTAURANT'SBACK THAT WAY.

- NAH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

RELAX.

- WHAT, YOU GOINGTO GET SOME WEED?

- [laughs]NO.

- YOU GONNA GET SOME WEED,HOLLA AT YOUR BOY.

I KNOW THE SPOT.

- HOLD ON.- ALL RIGHT.

- THERE HE IS.

BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL!

- AWW, SHIT,IT'S WAYNE BRADY, SON!

[gunfire]

- OH, SHIT!

OH, SHIT!

WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING?

- RIVERSIDE, MOTHAFUCKER!

- GODDAMN!

- [cackles]

- WHAT THE FUCKARE YOU DOING?

- DAVE, CALM DOWN.

- WHAT YOU MEAN, CALM DOWN?YOU JUST--

- DAVE, RELAX.- YOU JUST SHOT PEOPLE, WAYNE!

- DAVE, DAVE.- THOSE WERE PEOPLE YOU SHOT!

GODDAMN, MAN, YOU GOTA DAYTIME EMMY, NIGGER.

YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BEDOIN' SHIT LIKE THIS.

- DAVE, YOU MAKING ME NERVOUS.

YOU MAKING ME THINKTHAT YOU GONNA SNITCH.

NOW, YOU'RE NOT GONNASNITCH, RIGHT?

- NO, MAN, COME ON, NOW,I AIN'T NO SNITCH.

- NOW, YOU SUREYOU'RE NOT GONNA SNITCH?

- IT'S ME, NIGGER,IT'S DAVE, BABY.

- MOTHERFUCKER,YOU GONNA SNITCH ON ME?

- YO, NIGGER, COME ON.IT'S ME, IT'S DAVE.

WE BLACK ACTORS, MAN,WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.

WE BLACK ACTORS.I AIN'T GONNA SNITCH ON YOU.

COME ON, IT'S ME, BABY.IT'S DAVE.

IT'S DAVE CHAPPELLE.IT'S YOUR BOY.

- OKAY.SORRY, MAN.

- I GOT TO GETSOME MONEY, MAN.

I GOT TO GO TO THE ATM.I DON'T HAVE NO MONEY.

- I'LL GET SOME MONEY.

ALL RIGHT,RIGHT HERE.

- WHERE'S THE ATM AT?

- WE AT IT.

HEY!

[car horn plays"La Cucaracha"]

- HEY, DADDY.

- HOES, DAVE.

DAVE, HOES.

- GOOD EVENING, BITCHES.

- WE DID GOOD TONIGHT.

- THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.

THAT'S--OH, THAT'S NICE.

HEY, BABY!

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT,MORE POWER TO ME.

[laughs]ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, BABY.

OH--OH, RAQUEL,WHAT'S THIS?

MR. FRANKLIN'S LONELY.

HE'S--THERE'S ONLY--

- SORRY, DADDY.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,"SORRY, DADDY?"

WHAT THE HELL DID--

IS WAYNE BRADYGONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?

I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET OUTOF THIS CAR AND CHOKE--

I'M NOT VIOLENT.I TRY NOT TO BE.

I'M A--YOU KNOW WHAT?

- WAYNE, COME ON, MAN.COME ON, WAYNE.

- NO, NO, NO, I'M GONNAGET OUTTA THIS CAR RIGHT NOW.

- COME ON, WILL YOU PLEASE--PLEASE, MAN?

COME ON, JUST--JUST LET IT SLIDE.

- [exhales]

YOU BETTER THANKDAVE CHAPPELLE.

GO AHEAD.

- THANK YOU, DAVE,AND I LIKE YOUR SHOW.

- RUN, BITCH!RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

GET SOME HELP!

I'M JUST PLAYING AROUND.YOU KNOW.

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