Partying with the Juggalos

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 05/18/2011
  • Views: 71,307

Ders shows off his hip-hop alter ego while Blake looks for Jillian at the Dark Carnival of Souls. (2:31)

- I GOTTA ASK, WHAT--WHAT BRINGS A GUY LIKE YOU

TO A PLACE LIKE THIS?

- AH! DIRECT.I LIKE THAT.

UH, I TELL YOU,IT STARTED TWO YEARS AGO

WHEN I CAME TO MY FIRSTJUGGALO CONCERT

TO SELL HATCHETS.- WAIT. YOU'RE IN SALES?

I'M IN SALES TOO!TELAMERICORP.

- T.A.C.?- YEAH.

- GET OUT! I DID BUSINESSWITH THEM A FEW YEARS AGO.

HEY, RO, ANDERS HEREWORKS FOR TELAMERICORP!

- OH, MY GOD.REALLY?

- THAT IS A PISS.YOU KNOW WHAT?

I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB.

LET ME GIVE YOUMY BUSINESS CARD.

MAYBE WE CAN TOSS EACH OTHERA LITTLE BUSINESS.

- YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.THANK YOU.

DO YOU, UH...DO YOU WANT MY CARD?

- SURE. I'D LOVE IT.- ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL JUST EXCHANGE CARDS.- YEAH.

- SO...THE MAKEUP, THAT'S...

THAT'S PART OFTHE SALES THING, RIGHT?

- NO, IT'S GONNA SOUND CRAZY,

BUT WE ACTUALLY HAVE FUN HERE.

GET THIS--LAST WEEKEND IN FRESNO,

THEY EVEN GOT ME ON STAGETO DO A RAPPING BATTLE.

- YOU RAPPED?- WELL, I'M NO ODB, BUT...

THEY DON'T JUDGE YOU HERE.

YOU WANNA GIVE IT A SHOT,JUST LET ME KNOW.

- ♪ BUT THOSE WHO KNOW ME KNOWI'M DEALING THE REALNESS ♪

♪ AND THEY CAN FEEL THIS LIKEA DOPE SET OF REAL TITS ♪

♪ AND WHEN I'M HITTIN' SKINSI ROCK AND I RING WITH THIS ♪

♪ SO KEEP IT TO SPINAL TAPLIKE MICHAEL MCKEANSY IS ♪

[loud cheering]

YEAH, BOY!

- JILLIAN?

JILLIAN. HEY.

- BLAKE!WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- UH...I'M HERE TO SAVE YA.YOU CALLED US.

- OH, DID I NOT CALL YOU BACK?EVERYTHING'S FINE.

YOU SHOULD STAYAT THE MIXER.

- WOW, YOU ARE SUPER-DRUNK,AREN'T YOU, JILLIAN?

- WHOOP WHOOPWHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP.

THAT'S THE JUGGALO'S CALL.- ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

I'M GONNA GET YA OUTTA HERE.

LET'S GO GET SOMEWINE AND CHEESE.

- WHOA! WHO'S THISFAKE-ASS JUGGA-HO?

- DR. NEDEN, YOU KNOW BLAKE.

HEY, BLAKE, NEDENIS JUGGALO FOR [bleep].

SO I'M DEFINITELY GETTINGTHAT DONG NEAR THIS THONG.

- OH, WOW. OKAY, GREAT.UM, NO, BUT ACTUALLY,

I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS.I'LL EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU LATER.

- SHE'S NOT GOIN' ANYWHEREWITH YOU.

AND IF YOU TOUCH HER,

I'LL KNOCK YOURDICK-TICKLER OFF YOUR FACE, SON.

- WHA--- HE MEANS YOUR MOUSTACHE.

- OH, YOU'RE SAYINGI TICKLE--

NO. UH-UH.

EVERYWHERE I TURN, IT'S BULLIES.BIG, FAT BULLIES.

- WHATEVER, PAULA POUNDSTONE.

- HA HA HA HA HA HA!PAULA POUNDSTONE.

NO! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!

- BLAKE![thud]

- AAH!OH...[bleep]!

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